
During E3 we were promised that Life With Playstation, Sony’s all encompassing, all seeing Globe of Goodness will hit our PS3s before the end of the month. Well, the month ends on Thursday, so will we be seeing another minor firmware update this week, or will Life just slip onto our Stores like a greasy bar of soap?
Either way, the service with the worst logo on the planet should be with us very soon. Emulating the cute Wii News and Weather services, Life With PlayStation will offer real time, localised news (stabbings) and accurate weather (rain) should you wish to demoralise yourself further before you set off for work each day.
Just like Google Maps, though, Life will provide geo-tagged photos and other relevant content, so you’ll be able to see all those stabbings (in the rain) exactly as and when they occur. Might make your trip to the office just that little safer, if nothing else, as you’ll know which streets to avoid.
proog | 28/07/2008 13:28
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Will this be for Europe too or will we get crapped on once again?
Michael | 28/07/2008 13:30
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Europe doesn’t exist. There are no maps of Europe.
nofi | 28/07/2008 13:30
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I didn’t think you got stabbings and rain anywhere else.
Seriously? Not sure, hopefully.
Michael | 28/07/2008 13:33
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Oh, aye Europe gets stabbings first. That makes sense. Try it out on those countries that don’t give a stuff and consume anyway. We’re eejits: EEJITS!
Can TicTacs make you hyper?
proog | 28/07/2008 13:34
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It’s sunny and a billion degrees outside. Hopefully Life with PlayStation will be able to tell people to go outside too once in a while…
nofi | 28/07/2008 13:36
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It’ll be raining by the end of the week and you know it.
proog | 28/07/2008 13:37
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Stop crushing my happiness dammit!
Michael | 28/07/2008 13:37
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It was raining this morning. Stopped just long enough for me to get the wheelie bin out.
proog | 28/07/2008 13:43
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A wheelie bin is a type of waste container and is made in several different colours.
clarkec321 | 28/07/2008 13:49
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Thanks Sony, something else to distract us whilst we wait for more games
Probably will get deleted after 2 or 3 days
Jeebers | 28/07/2008 14:07
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Will we get trophies if we report stabbings?
BrendanCalls | 28/07/2008 14:40
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - YOHIMBÉ!!!
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You should rank crime avoidance, avoid a mugging is a bronze, avoiding being stabbed is a gold
BrendanCalls | 28/07/2008 14:41
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - YOHIMBÉ!!!
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P.S Avoiding my girlfriend this week is a platinum
Jeebers | 28/07/2008 14:59
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Let us know who your girlfriend is so we can all try for a platinum!
colossalblue | 28/07/2008 15:15
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This thread has too much funny, it shouldn’t be allowed. Or we should take it on tour.