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Resistance 2 Boxart
Published: 27/08/2008, 21:27
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Author: nofi


Resistance 2 Boxart

Whilst the Special Edition cover is still undecided, it appears the European standard version is set in stone, with ThreeSpeech getting the scoop on the box-art. Smashing.  What we’re more interested in is the screenshot above, from the Leipzig press kit.  Massive monster?  Check.  Retro Americana setting?  Check.  Don Yuwanta Biscuit company sign?  OH YES.  Brilliant.

This reminds us of a fun drinking game where you have to think of funny names for companies, like hair dressers.  You know, ‘a cut above the rest’, or ‘hair today, gone tomorrow’.   The next time we’re playing that game, we’re picking biscuit companies, and we’ll win with that one hands down.  That monster looks scary, though, right?  Brr.



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  1. nofi [ Site Admin ]
    27/08/2008 at 21:32
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    Here’s a few more. I expect great things from this post.

    Curl Up & Dye
    Deb n’ Hair
    Mean Streaks
    His and Hairs
    Hairsay
    British Hairways :-D
    Short Cuts
    Cutting Loose


  2. Spotter5
    27/08/2008 at 21:37
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    Anyone know What will be in the special version?


    nofi [ Site Admin ]

    Biscuits.


  3. crow-sama
    27/08/2008 at 21:49
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    I like His and Hairs, it’s funny lol


  4. stefhutch20
    27/08/2008 at 22:12
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    What about The Cutting Edge?


  5. stefhutch20
    27/08/2008 at 22:20
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    Here’s a few others, although I particularly like the last one. After this I’m spent.

    Come One, Comb All
    Director’s Cut
    Men Behaving Baldly


  6. fanpages
    27/08/2008 at 22:20
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    A unisex salon called “Hercut & Hiscut” comes close to “Blow Jobs”.

    …Reminds me (tenuously) of a B&Q advertising banner I saw in Warrington many years ago:

    “Now is the summer of our discount tents”

    And just on my way home this evening I passed a shop in Canary Wharf (London) with signs saying “reduced cycles”. I suspect when word gets around there will be a queue of very small people waiting to buy.

    (And don’t get me started on “Disabled Toilets”).

    BFN,

    fp.
    (1upGamers.com Forums ModeraNtor)


  7. cc_star [ TSA Staff ]
    27/08/2008 at 22:22
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    It’s not the funny, but ‘The Head Gardener’ always made me laugh when I saw it in Loughborough


  8. Michael [ TSA VIP ]
    27/08/2008 at 22:39
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    Here are my efforts:

    Scissor Sisters
    Cut and Dried
    Hair Wars
    A Close Shave
    Step Up to the Pate
    Bigwigs
    All’s Hair in Love and War
    All the Fun of the Hair


  9. oMega-W
    27/08/2008 at 22:54
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    Hair I Am.
    Now Hair This.
    Shear Bliss.
    Upper Cuts. (My favourite)

    Whoop.


    Gamoc

    Upper Cuts :D


  10. Pixl1983 [ TSA Staff ]
    28/08/2008 at 9:05
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    A good day to dye

    Nutters

    Dyel-a-cut

    Hair raiser

    (I can feel it) Calling in the Hair (I’m clutching at straws now)

    Ok, biscuits

    Crumble in the jungle (monkey flavour!)

    Slam Dunkers

    Aaaand I’m out.


    Michael [ TSA VIP ]

    My local hairdresser is called Nutters.


    Pixl1983 [ TSA Staff ]

    Sneaky thaught theives.


  11. seedaripper1973
    28/08/2008 at 9:29
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    er…million hairs (managed to get one in at least) ;)


  12. Gawge
    28/08/2008 at 10:02
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    A cut above the rest

    Ali Barber (Personal favourite)

    Comb One Comb All

    Dye Hard

    Oh, and the cover is pretty good :D


  13. Gamoc
    28/08/2008 at 11:14
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    Well, you know, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.


  14. gazo69
    28/08/2008 at 15:41
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    Here are my efforts;

    The head gardener
    Alias quiff and combs
    Hairy business
    The Headmasters office
    Hairodrome
    Hairitage

    I know, best ones were taken though.


  15. oMega-W
    28/08/2008 at 23:59
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    Mixing all 3 topics of this post together, does that make the Chimera the Hairbingers of Doom, for all cake/biscuit related goodness?

    Phew. Totally not worth the wait to get back to a computer.


  16. fredrikpedersen
    28/11/2008 at 21:36
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    “Dye another day”


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