
Whilst the Special Edition cover is still undecided, it appears the European standard version is set in stone, with ThreeSpeech getting the scoop on the box-art. Smashing. What we’re more interested in is the screenshot above, from the Leipzig press kit. Massive monster? Check. Retro Americana setting? Check. Don Yuwanta Biscuit company sign? OH YES. Brilliant.
This reminds us of a fun drinking game where you have to think of funny names for companies, like hair dressers. You know, ‘a cut above the rest’, or ‘hair today, gone tomorrow’. The next time we’re playing that game, we’re picking biscuit companies, and we’ll win with that one hands down. That monster looks scary, though, right? Brr.
nofi | 27/08/2008 21:32
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Here’s a few more. I expect great things from this post.
Curl Up & Dye
Deb n’ Hair
Mean Streaks
His and Hairs
Hairsay
British Hairways
Short Cuts
Cutting Loose
Spotter5 | 27/08/2008 21:37
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Anyone know What will be in the special version?
nofi | 28/08/2008 08:53
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Biscuits.
crow-sama | 27/08/2008 21:49
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I like His and Hairs, it’s funny lol
stefhutch20 | 27/08/2008 22:12
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What about The Cutting Edge?
stefhutch20 | 27/08/2008 22:20
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Here’s a few others, although I particularly like the last one. After this I’m spent.
Come One, Comb All
Director’s Cut
Men Behaving Baldly
fanpages | 27/08/2008 22:20
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A unisex salon called “Hercut & Hiscut” comes close to “Blow Jobs”.
…Reminds me (tenuously) of a B&Q advertising banner I saw in Warrington many years ago:
“Now is the summer of our discount tents”
And just on my way home this evening I passed a shop in Canary Wharf (London) with signs saying “reduced cycles”. I suspect when word gets around there will be a queue of very small people waiting to buy.
(And don’t get me started on “Disabled Toilets”).
BFN,
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cc_star | 27/08/2008 22:22
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It’s not the funny, but ‘The Head Gardener’ always made me laugh when I saw it in Loughborough
Michael | 27/08/2008 22:39
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Here are my efforts:
Scissor Sisters
Cut and Dried
Hair Wars
A Close Shave
Step Up to the Pate
Bigwigs
All’s Hair in Love and War
All the Fun of the Hair
oMega-W | 27/08/2008 22:54
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Hair I Am.
Now Hair This.
Shear Bliss.
Upper Cuts. (My favourite)
Whoop.
Gamoc | 28/08/2008 00:07
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Upper Cuts
Pixl1983 | 28/08/2008 09:05
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A good day to dye
Nutters
Dyel-a-cut
Hair raiser
(I can feel it) Calling in the Hair (I’m clutching at straws now)
Ok, biscuits
Crumble in the jungle (monkey flavour!)
Slam Dunkers
Aaaand I’m out.
Michael | 28/08/2008 10:06
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My local hairdresser is called Nutters.
Pixl1983 | 28/08/2008 11:42
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Sneaky thaught theives.
seedaripper1973 | 28/08/2008 09:29
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er…million hairs (managed to get one in at least)
Gawge | 28/08/2008 10:02
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A cut above the rest
Ali Barber (Personal favourite)
Comb One Comb All
Dye Hard
Oh, and the cover is pretty good
Gamoc | 28/08/2008 11:14
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Well, you know, that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
gazo69 | 28/08/2008 15:41
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Here are my efforts;
The head gardener
Alias quiff and combs
Hairy business
The Headmasters office
Hairodrome
Hairitage
I know, best ones were taken though.
oMega-W | 28/08/2008 23:59
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Mixing all 3 topics of this post together, does that make the Chimera the Hairbingers of Doom, for all cake/biscuit related goodness?
Phew. Totally not worth the wait to get back to a computer.