Mr. T on your PS3

Mr. T and Will Wright together at last. In a game based on Mr. T's graphic novel. Talk about unexpected.

Published 27/04/2009 at 20:47.
By Greg A [Watchful].

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Greetings sucker. The newswires are all a buzz with jibber jabber. ZootFly are bringing Mr. T to the PS3 having secured a licence to the official Mr. T graphic novel. They are to develop a series of games, so expect them to be PSN titles, “packed with the trademark over-the-top adrenaline-pumping action of Mr. T.” The hyphenated phrases continue as ZootFly describe the game’s features. Apparently we can look forward to “knuckle-whitening action-adventure, furious brawler combat, gravity-defying platforming, and environmental puzzles.”

For his first outing, Mr. T will take on the military might of everyone’s favourite videogame enemy. Yes, he’s going to take the fight to the Nazi’s and their “gigantic machines”. Combat will be joined in a range of environments encompassing “South American rain forests, lost ancient cities, industrial complexes and contemporary military installations.”

Perhaps more surprising than a Mr. T game based on a Mr. T graphic novel is the fact that it will also feature renowned game designer Will Wright. The creator of The Sims and Spore will face kidnapping by the Nazi’s and require Mr. T’s assistance to escape. The Nazi’s didn’t kidnap him to help them develop a counter to America’s Army or an add-on for The Sims to brainwash young people the world over though. In Mr. T’s universe it seems that Will Wright is a “top-notch American geneticist” and following his kidnapping the Nazi’s force him to work on a “diabolic plan”. No word yet on a release date.

I pity the fool who cannot come up with more, and better, puns for this game than I can.

Via Joystiq

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Hicko | 27/04/2009 20:53
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I ain’t gettin on no plane, sucker!! This sounds awful!
Spotter5 | 27/04/2009 20:59
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I ain’t playing this game, foo!
- jediryan123 | 27/04/2009 21:02
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  I pity the fool who spend dem greenbacks on dis game. Yobo speak FTW
jediryan123 | 27/04/2009 21:00
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*shakes head*
oMega-W | 27/04/2009 21:03
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Will Wright got some nuts.
Person678 | 27/04/2009 21:07
BOOM! Headshot!
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I’m Mr. T and i’m a Night Elf mohawk. Whats your game?
hannes_truce | 27/04/2009 21:08
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wait, wait, wait…. what?
Paragonknight | 27/04/2009 21:08
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Why isn’t there a Chuck Norris game?
- Person678 | 27/04/2009 21:25
  BOOM! Headshot!
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  Because any console it is played on would explode in a ball of raw awesomeness.
- Person678 | 27/04/2009 21:27
  BOOM! Headshot!
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  Actually now I think of it, there was a chuck norris came on the C64.
  - Paragonknight | 27/04/2009 21:32
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    Did that explode?
  - online4ntagonist | 28/04/2009 09:34
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    dudes, stop. I can’t stop laughing. ‘a ball of raw awesomeness’
    oh man
slates16 | 27/04/2009 21:32
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will there be trophies for snickers eating?
- cc_star | 27/04/2009 21:40
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  Hope so!
  - Tuffcub | 28/04/2009 12:46
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    Quit your Snicker Natter!
    
    Aha!
pay-t | 27/04/2009 21:36
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Flavor Wave the Game.

“But Darma, these all frosen solid. I pity the fool who tries to get this down. I want to eat now, not in a few hours.”

And that’s when the Nazis show up.
Roynaldo | 27/04/2009 21:51
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Mr T???!!! He would pity the nazis so much they would have no choice but to devolve into jabba the hut… to remind them not to jibba jabba so much!