G-Force. For those of us above a certain age it is a name that brings flooding back childhood memories of Mark, Jason, Princess, Keyop, and Tiny. No, they are not some talentless tween pop group they were the heroes and heroine of Battle of the Planets. Defending us all from the evil Zoltar with their superhuman agility and their ship, the Phoenix, aided and abetted by 7-Zark-7 and 1-Rover-1 back in their underwater base, Center Neptune.
Unfortunately this post is not about that G-Force. It is about the video game of Disney’s new G-Force film where the ‘G’ stands for Guinea Pig. Yes the world is about to be saved from a horrible fate at the the hands of white goods by a specially trained squad of guinea pigs ably assisted by a fly. Needless to say it is not a film that is topping our list of summer blockbusters.
What piqued our interest about the G-Force The Video Game was reading that it will be bringing 3D gaming to your PS3, and 360, as soon as next month. When the game is released on the 31st July you will be able to don your 3D glasses and race through terrain in your G-Force Rapid Deployment Vehicle enjoying the real sense of depth the 3D bring you.
We were expecting James Cameron’s Avatar to be the first to deliver 3D gaming to our PS3s yet here is G-Force waving its furry paw at us, in 3D, to get our attention. There is a difference between the 3D in the G-Force and Avatar games though. Avatar will be delivering stereoscopic 3D for your gaming pleasure using glasses with polarizing lenses; the same technology as seen in cinemas lately and possibly requiring you to buy a new TV.
Instead of that modern, cutting edge, approach to delivering a 3D experience, Disney’s G-Force is instead taking its inspiration from 1980s cereal packets and including two pairs of anaglyphic 3D glasses. These are the glasses you will all be familiar with where one lens is red and the other is blue. Also only some parts of the game will be playable in this “astounding 3D” and fortunately it will be something you can turn off.
We are glad that G-Force The Video Game is using this older 3D technology that has more-often-than-not disappointed in the past as otherwise we might have felt compelled to pick up a copy just to try out the 3D. Now the only way you are likely to see a TSA review of it is if Chris picks up a copy “for his daughter”.
Source: Gamasutra
Timesh1993 | 30/06/2009 12:03
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Mmm Guniea Pig *drool*
Bilbo_bobbins | 30/06/2009 12:05
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I just can’t see 3d gaming working. It’s a gimmick, always has been. It comes into fashion, then goes, then comes back another 10 years later. I would use my “analyst” head like Mr.Patcher and say….this is never ever going to take off.
3shirts | 30/06/2009 12:09
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Pffft, Rad Racer was doing 3D in 1988
cc_star | 30/06/2009 12:09
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Can’t believe they’ve gone for the 3D glasses approach, won’t this cause confusion as to what proper 3D actually is?
DarthSharkey | 30/06/2009 12:19
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Stupid idea, just another gimmick by Disney 3D.
Just use to Quality Street wrappers like we all did when we were young.
Timesh1993 | 30/06/2009 12:25
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Quality Street Wrappers were the greatest toys that I ever had
berto54 | 30/06/2009 12:21
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How the hell did the writers pitch that one to Disney? “Right, so theres these guinea pigs…”
3shirts | 30/06/2009 14:10
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It’s Disney. They would have been “Ooh guinea pigs, I like it, go on”
BRITEside | 30/06/2009 20:12
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ha ha. that’s exactly what they did. since old man Disney died, they seen to be finding weirder and weirder ways to make money.
zb100 | 30/06/2009 12:24
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Poo! I was hoping this was all about the Zoltar!
For your information by the way, Watchful, the “original” Asian release G-Force was actually Gatchaman & unfortunately the 7-Zark-7 scenes were all added retrospectively (6 years later, I think) by US based animation Sandy Frank Productions to cover the cuts where they dismembered the gorier scenes for kiddies and they also dropped quite a few episodes. If you watch an episode now, there’s quite clearly a drop in drawing quality for scenes featuring 7-Zark-7 and the team.
Still guinea pigs could be all kinds of AWESOME! (Bolt reference)
Watchful | 30/06/2009 12:45
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Yes I know all about how the ‘78 Battle of the Planets was a re-edited and re-dubbed Gatchaman from ‘72 but they weren’t explicitly G-Force then so the reference doesn’t work. Besides as a European site, we watched Battle of the Planets when we were young.
zb100 | 30/06/2009 13:31
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Fair enough! But didn’t you just HATE 7-Zark-7’s patronising tone even at that tender time? Surely he was the Jar-Jar Binks of our generation! It was fairly clear, even at an early age, that those scenes just didn’t gel. I found out fairly early on re: it was an imported/edited cartoon due to being given a Gatchaman toy, that was made of 5 ships that combined into a larger one. Therefore I visited numerous geek BBS sites at a very tender age and discovered the truth!
Shame I didn’t do the same for A-Team – I was convinced, due to a misinformed mother, that Dwight Schultz (aka Murdoch) had died for real, hence the A-Team was no longer contiuned. Imagine my surprise & idignation, several years later, to spot none other than Mr Schultz appearing on an episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” Cue an apoplectic ‘phonecall to mumsy dear.
PS I never did discover – Zoltar, he or she?
YOURMUMANDME | 30/06/2009 12:58
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Zoltar !? Don’t make any wishes he’ll make you ‘Big’ !!
BioEye | 30/06/2009 13:47
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I think it’ll be difficult to market ‘3D Gaming’.
If some developer walked up to you now and pointed at his latest game “Wow! 3D Gameplay!”, you’d just look at him in the face, and walk away.
Trying to define the difference between 3D games and 3D games with glasses could be tricky.
BryOnRye | 30/06/2009 13:53
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Battle of the planets was awesome! That and the mysterious cities of gold were my favourites. Oh and I’m guessing the guinea pig game will suck.
Downey92 | 30/06/2009 14:01
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Yes G-force will be rubbish, but like he said it’s because it uses those god awful paper and red/blue plastic glasses. The sterioscopic glasses, as you may know if you have ever been to an IMAX cinema, are extremely impressive and very effective.
So Avatar will hopefully provide a ‘true’ 3D experience mainly because you’re not seeing in red and blue.
3shirts | 30/06/2009 14:14
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The last time I watched a 3D movie at Imax was 4 years ago and it was truly awesome. I can’t believe there still isn’t anything like that available for the home. It blew my mind
Watchful | 30/06/2009 15:07
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Just for the record, the G-Force film in cinemas will use the polarising glasses, not the anaglyphic ones. It’s just the game that uses those.
Downey92 | 30/06/2009 16:24
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Yeah I meant the game would be a bit rubbish. Movie tie-ins usually are unfortunately.
Glenndog84 | 30/06/2009 14:31
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I already wear glasses! I don’t want to be called a specy six-eyes!
Downey92 | 30/06/2009 14:56
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If you already wear glasses then they probably won’t even work for you unfortunately.
They don’t for my mum, she just cant see it in 3D.
X_Yoshy_X | 30/06/2009 16:15
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3D glasses make my eyes hurt after long sessions of gaming X(
Downey92 | 30/06/2009 16:24
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What 3D game are you playing anyway?
CrazyKrissZ | 30/06/2009 17:25
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Might be interesting. Like a interactive IMAX movie. The only problem: feeling sick after 30 minutes of play. Either because the 3D is messing with your brain or (most likely) the game is pure crap.
BRITEside | 30/06/2009 20:15
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supposedly new TV technology is moving toward 3d compatibility. does anyone know what this means?