Win Fat Princess

We’ve got a code for Fat Princess to give away but we know you’ll want it this evening so you can jump right into overfeeding your royalty.

To enter simply read our Fat Princess: First Impressions carefully and look for any letters that might stand out. Jot them all down and when you’re finished you’ll have the right letters to make up my personal favourite kind of cake. Send that to *competition closed* along with a funny way to finish this sentence: “I deserve to win Fat Princess because…” Include your TSA log in name so we know who to announce as the winner.

At 6pm we will pick our favourite sentence from the correct entries and send you the code. Simple.

P.S. It’s an EU code so only enter if you have an EU account. Also, the deadline is 6pm UK time.

Update: This competition is now closed. We had a flurry of last minute entries I will check through before we announce the winner.

Well, I’ve trawled through the hundreds of entries and sent my shortlist to Liam so he could pick a winner and as luck would have it he chose my favourite! We had funny entries, honest entries, long and short. We had several poems or wordplays. We even had an entry from nofi’s other half that went like this: “I deserve to win fat princess because I’ve had to put up with Alex e-mailing you all week when we’re supposed to be on holiday ;)” which is fair comment but we’d be lost without him so we’re all extremely pleased you’ve been so understanding…

So, without drawing it out any longer I am happy to announce that the winner of the competition was TSA user RealBigGuns who’s entry went like this: “I deserve to win Fat Princess because if you’ve seen my wife you’d know I’ve already paid for one. (…and because after that line I’m liable to be penniless by sunday)”

Both myself and Liam thought this was very funny but also very brave. RealBigGuns should check his inbox in about five minutes for the code and hopefully the rest of you will find him on the battlefield tonight forcefeeding a cartoon princess!