Abridged Too Far – Twelve

How dare you accuse me of running out of games...
Published 16/10/2009 at 10:00 by Gastos84
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Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising

There was once a man named…oh, no…wait. Yep, he’s been shot in the back of the head; by his team mate. There are three more of them so let’s see what happens. Oh, sorry, make that two of them. I don’t even know their names yet but it would seem that soldier number 2 has tripped on a stone and stabbed himself in the eye with his commando knife.

Right, well this is new. Let’s not lose faith in the remaining two however. There were once 2 soldiers…Oh come on! Soldier number 3 has pulled the pin out of a grenade and is just standing there. THROW IT, YOU FOOL. THROW! Nope, he didn’t throw it. Soldier number 3 is now in pieces.

Come on lucky number 4. There was once a man called…Simon. Okay, we know his name. He was part of the…suicide squad apparently. That’s right, Simon is dead too. It would appear that he got confused as to which was the business end of his gun.

Well. So. Ummm….

THE END

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  1. LOL!!!!!
    Haven’t played the game and was thinking about getting it tomorrow with 15% off, but perhaps being part of a suicide-squad is not my kind of fun!!! LOL!!!!!


  2. Very funny, was it a bit too difficult for you Gastos?
    But I must admit it sometimes does happen this way…


    • I’ve only played it a couple of times, but yes :D


  3. Haha!!! Second best ATF yet! The first being Fallout. I was expecting a long one but this was such a funny surprise.


  4. HAHA! Quality!


  5. Brilliant piece there! Saves me the trouble (and £30) of finding out the hard way!


  6. Awesome as always.


  7. Yay a character named after me! Wait. he was a blundering fool!…. oh well :P


  8. Very funny as always sometimes is shorter and sweeter and youve said me money as well TOP MAN lol


  9. If you are running out of games, why don’t you ask for suggestions from us?


    • I’m always looking for suggestions. Trouble is I need enough time to play them too so I can do it justice :)


      • Oh yeah. Forgot the time issue.


  10. A very appropriately short Abridged in this case!! ;) Nice one!!! :)


  11. LOL LOL LOL


  12. Haha. Awesome AtF, Gastos.


  13. Brilliant Gastos. Very funny.


  14. That was… a surprise.

    Well written, Gastos. :D


    • ? classical writing piece – A star!


  15. Lol, reading this while being on a train problably wasn’t a good idea… People really wonder what the hell this dude is laughing at :D