Friday Fight
Who will win?Published 20/11/2009 at 15:30 by Gastos84
Seeing as we all like to have a stress-free, fun day on Fridays, I’d like to introduce you to a new feature. It’s silly, it’s pointless, but a whole load of fun; say hello to Friday Fight!
The concept is easy: Each week, you, the TSA members, will get to decide who would win in a fight between two beloved game characters. All you need to do is start off your comment with the name of the character that you think would win and next Thursday I will count them up and pick a new contender for Friday Fight.
The Friday Fight feature kicks of with KRATOS Vs. SOLID SNAKE
Kratos Pros:
- Angrier than a rabid badger
- Go-faster stripe for intimidation
- Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
- Magic powers, including lightning attacks
Solid Snake Pros:
- Cool-looking eye-patch and bandana
- Expert in stealth
- Proficient in use of weapons of varying size and power
- Access to a tactical advice team
Kratos Cons:
- Sluggish at times and a little slow
- Limited attack range
- Silly beard
Solid Snake Cons:
- No magic
- Limited ammo
- Silly mullet
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AG2297 | 20/11/2009 16:30
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Snake
Isnt that actaully Big Boss aka Naked Snake with the eye patch? oh well, Solid Snake is a clone of him so its all good
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teflon | 20/11/2009 17:00
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Yup, it’s Naked Snake who’s got the eyepatch, not Solid. Though Solid does have the bandana, and does eventually get an eye patch in MGS4, but that doesn’t count because I reckon you’re not talking Old Snake, since Kratos would just take him down.
Anyway, one on one fisticuffs fight on the top of a Metal Gear, Kratos would win no problem. I mean, that’s practically his specialty.
Gastos84 | 20/11/2009 17:36
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This is a picture of Snake wearing an eye-patch because he wanted to look cool like his dad!
jimmy-google | 20/11/2009 16:37
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Kratos would win easily. I worry what Snake would look like afterwards; porbably like he’d been through a mincer.
mynameisblair | 20/11/2009 16:39
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Can I vote for Snatos?
No? Krake?
jonny_bolton | 20/11/2009 16:39
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I get the feeling Kratos wold win most fights. You should do it in a knowout round style rather than winner stays on. Though I guess that requires a lot of forward planning and this is just a bit of fun!
Jumping Monks | 20/11/2009 16:52
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Kratos… simples
clank250 | 20/11/2009 16:59
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Well Kratos would come charging… but then Snake would run right into the minefield at Shadow Moses Island and watch the fun as Kratos wouldn’t have any of that gear. Then he’d run into the caves where all of the dogs are then watch the fun again as Kratos gets mauled by all of the dumb wolfs. Then he’d run ahead, fall down cover himself in ketchup as Kratos runs rights past him, then Snake unloads with his Uber powerful SOCOM and then the FAMAS after Kratos gets stepped on by Rex.
Um… In case you didn’t notice, I vote for Snake.
C_S15 | 20/11/2009 17:08
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Snake winz!
BigCheese | 20/11/2009 17:20
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Kratos without any doubt.
cc_star | 20/11/2009 17:27
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Have some people seriously said Snake?
You think Kratos is bothered by bullets? This is the biggest non-contest since Leicester played Derby
Gastos84 | 20/11/2009 17:38
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Lol it’s quite close at the moment
Manorhowze | 20/11/2009 17:44
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Snake!
Stealth and cunning wins every time.
bunimomike | 20/11/2009 17:48
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Kratos will be familiar with statues of gods and the like, so when he sees Snake camouflaged as a statue sans the customary marble todger, Kratos will beat him to a pulp.
gazzagb | 20/11/2009 17:48
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Kratos would win hands down!
Nice one Gastos, ill be looking forward more of these from now on!
online4ntagonist | 20/11/2009 18:08
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Easy peasy: Snake.
Kratos is probably wondering where that legendary foe is at, eyes on the sky..
skibadee | 20/11/2009 18:08
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snake
bioniczain | 20/11/2009 18:11
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Kratos should won because he’ll kill snake with oe swipe of his blade and snakes puny bullets cannot harm kratos
bioniczain | 20/11/2009 18:12
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one* oe was meant to be one