Metal Gear Solid 4: A Rant
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Article written by colossalblue in Blog, Videos, on Friday, November 20, 2009 at 18:00.
Keeping up TheSixthAxis’ Metal Gear Solid celebrations I’m posting this video. It was made a couple of weeks ago and is actually supposed to be for next week but it fits better with today’s content so here you go.
It contains some swear words and one insinuation of improprietry concerning an underage girl. Just so you know what to look forward to.
Can’t wait for the flaming to start in the comments!
Comments
Please note that all comments are the opinion of the individual author and not TheSixthAxis.
gazzagb | 20/11/2009 18:05
Master of speling mitakse
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lmfao, that was brilliant Cb!
Doddsy | 20/11/2009 18:07
Totally Oscar Mike
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‘Everything about the game is long’
Such an innuendo x]
I must be an idiot
Gastos84 | 20/11/2009 18:07
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“crawling along on your belly like a sex pest who can’t get an erection…” HAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant vid.
C_S15 | 20/11/2009 18:10
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It’s long enough for you to put everything you wanted to say into it, so now you don’t sound like Yahtzee! =D
colossalblue | 20/11/2009 18:14
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Exactly!
In hindsight I would have taken a few lines out of that last one so I didn’t get all that hassle for “trying to sound like Yahtzee” but at the time I didn’t want to lose anything and didn’t think the similarity was enough that people would flat out not believe that I wasn’t trying to do a Yahtzee impression!
This, and the one that’s already in the can for next week are just me ranting over a video, no quick cuts or rushing lines. I still expect grief though. From idiots.
C_S15 | 20/11/2009 18:25
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I saw the similarites but didn’t really care. Looking forward to the next one.
oMega-W | 20/11/2009 18:26
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There’s obviously only room for one ranting Brit on the internet…
skibadee | 20/11/2009 18:12
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fool
skibadee | 20/11/2009 18:13
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rant about trophy support
aerobes | 20/11/2009 18:16
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Haha, Oh, TSA just gets better and better
‘Like those kids who paint christmas cards with their feet except less brave and impressive and more deadly and pretend’ Sheer brilliance! Ive been laughing all the time ive been writing this …
Manorhowze | 20/11/2009 18:47
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Haha, Brilliant.
The Theme tune makes me laugh everytime
I still havent played MGS4, in fact the last MGS I played was the original.
Erroneus | 20/11/2009 19:09
Wanted "Trophy Hunter" but was too late.
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In MGS, game plays you!
Great rant and nothing about missing trophy support … *grin*
funkyellowmonkey(ps3 id) | 21/11/2009 01:07
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2nd that!
Zuler | 20/11/2009 19:49
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Absolutely fucking brilliant.
hazelam | 20/11/2009 20:55
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top talky about a gamey stuff there.
BadBoyBoogie | 20/11/2009 21:19
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Brilliant!!
BlingOnMyWrist | 20/11/2009 21:29
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Great video! I really only watched it to see if you’d included your theme tune.
But I’ll admit that I enjoyed the whole video as well.
BIGAL-1992 | 20/11/2009 22:55
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one!
carlosfilippsen | 20/11/2009 23:20
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haha! that made me LOL
SpikeyMikey23 | 21/11/2009 00:19
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i dont know if its just me but the commentary is very jimmy-carr esque. I havent long got in from football so my hearings a bit fuzzy, at first i thought it was jimmy carr. Id love to love this game but i couldnt be arsed to play past the 1st act. Need some motivation to put this back in my ps3, maybe some swine flu to confine me to bed for a week?
colossalblue | 21/11/2009 00:32
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yeah, Jimmy Carr stole my voice, the cad.
I’ve had that before, I don’t hear it myself but then I try not to listen. It’s bad enough hearing the voices in my head without having to listen to them after they’ve escaped.