Friday Fight #4

Did Niko defeat Cole?...

Published 18/12/2009 at 14:00.
By Lewis G [Gastos84].

…No! Not only did Niko lose against Cole, he got absolutely trounced; 25 votes to 17. But how exactly did Cole defeat Niko?

He called Niko on his mobile, posed as Roman and asked him to meet him at the very top of the Empire State Building. Once Niko was at the desired location, Cole used the building’s lightning conductor to stream thousands of volts down to Niko – the Serbian criminal died instantly.

This will be Cole’s 3rd week on Friday Fight, but this week he has a particularly formidable foe. COLE MCGRATH VS. NEMESIS.

Cole McGrath Pros:

Parkour skills that would embarrass the bloke following that bloke from the chase scene at the beginning of Casino Royale
Electricity-based powers including the ability to create Electric Storms
More stamina than a Duracell Bunny
Ability to fight whilst airborne
Cool-looking biker jacket
Better than Alex Mercer & Niko Bellic

Nemeis Pros:

Coakroach-like resilience
Skilled with weapons, especially rocket launchers
A long reach with massive hands and unbelieveable strength
Won’t stop until he’s completed his mission
Good with children

Cole McGrath Cons:

Needs to consume electricity regularly
Sluggish climber at times
Distracted easily by ‘Shards’

Nemesis Cons:

You can hear him from a mile away
One eye
Dodgy outfit

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ShovellyJoe | 18/12/2009 14:02
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Nemesis!! Someone needs to knock that poser Cole off the top spot.
Vandix | 18/12/2009 14:17
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Nemesis, just because he’s good with children
- 3shirts | 18/12/2009 15:10
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  Just look at that face, i’d trust him to babysit anyday
Ryan1991 | 18/12/2009 14:19
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I’d say Nemesis on the basis he is good with children
DRCD1 | 18/12/2009 14:29
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Cole, because the lack of depth perception will make nemesis lose. Muahahah! and because I never played a resident evil game.
Dexter17 | 18/12/2009 14:32
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Nemesis.

Cole’s electricity wouldn’t have an effect on him because he’s….. uhhh… big.
cc_star | 18/12/2009 14:33
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Anybody but the god awful Cole

3 weeks, really? That is a scandal…. he’s gotta go this week

Also, don’t forget Kratos & Snake are still technically unbeaten
- KeRaSh | 18/12/2009 14:42
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  In my mind I think electricity will fry Nemesis’ Brain withing seconds, but on the other hand, if I had children, I wouldn’t wanna leave them in someones Hands who isn’t good with kids. I say Nemesis for funsies!
  - cc_star | 18/12/2009 14:48
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    The electricity will mutate Nemesis further and he/it would just squish Cole
  - Jamie Solo | 18/12/2009 14:56
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    But if Cole used the repulse power on nemesis’s rocket launcher… you see where I’m going? ;P
  - cc_star | 18/12/2009 15:02
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    Bottom line is that Cole is shit and should have gone out in the previous 2 weeks… he can’t be here for 4 weeks
  - Gastos84 | 18/12/2009 15:10
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    LOL You are making me chuckle!
  - KeRaSh | 18/12/2009 15:20
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    Maybe you should just pick someone who can actually win and let them fight…
iNsAnE_gAmInG | 18/12/2009 14:38
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sanmartinez | 18/12/2009 14:38
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I’d say Nemesis, since Cole doesn’t now that much about mutated virusses.
Nemi is gonna eat him alive and mutate some more
- sanmartinez | 18/12/2009 14:43
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  and don’t forget he IS good with children
- DRCD1 | 18/12/2009 21:19
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  You do know that Cole has already fought a Mutated Virus (Alex Mercer) and won
Foxhound Solid | 18/12/2009 14:45
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cole [the legend] would pop several electro cappettes in that mo fo ass.

Cole all the way my friend!
cam the man | 18/12/2009 14:46
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I think Nemeis would win.
He’s got such a cute face nobody would want to hit it.