God of War III: A Rant

Will the hilarity never end? Or start...?
Published 23/12/2009 at 17:00 by colossalblue
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Here’s your regular weekly episode of Rant. There’s a Christmas special coming on actual Christmas day (because we never stop delivering) and I’m trying to think of a new format for them in the new year. I might even make them funny.

This feature is a comedy piece and the views represented are not necessarily those of TheSixthAxis or even really those of colossalblue. This video probably contains offensive material and strong language so don’t watch if you think that might offend you. I just do this to try to make you laugh, please don’t hate me for it.

Comments

Please note that all comments are the opinion of the individual author and not TheSixthAxis.

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  1. Well I hate you. Zeus will pay!

    I don’t really hate you it’s just that YouTube takes an hour or so to be able to serve the vid in an iPhone friendly format. Google will pay!


    • damn google.


      • Google?? What did they do??
        GOOGLE IS AWESOME!! MICROSOFT WILL PAY!!! SONY FTW!! GOOGLE FTW!! MS FTL!!


      • Google owns Youtube?


  2. lol LMAO, i like the tune at the end and this time it has xmas theme to it.


  3. Rofl very nice!


  4. Very Good! like the christmas theme tune. Think its true about the geordies and their beer too :)


  5. Love the single sentence rant of Dantes Inferno. LOL


  6. Love it. Ha. Brilliant. and so true….


  7. havnt even pressed play but i can see the first joke


    • when you say “first” I think you really mean “only”.


  8. Awesome! Best Rant so far; not only hilarious but also very clever. Good show, squire!


    • Well you would say that, it was your idea!


      • It was hardly my idea! Take 100% credit for it you fool! :D


  9. Last rant before xmas, and it was pheraps the best of them.


  10. Narrowly avoids the ‘trying too hard’ territory of previous rants, well done!


  11. throughout the whole video i was wondering if he’s going to do the “oh they’re so similar i’ve mixed them up” joke or if it was a genuine mistake, did he?, didn’t he? was quite stressful.

    still great work as always, keep em coming.
    brightened up a dull wednesday evening that has and no mistake.


  12. The comment about Buckaroo scaring the shit out of you every time it bucks is the most sense I’ve heard from this site in a long time!

    Seriously though, I was terrified of playing it for that reason. Also with Pop Up Pirate. Except with Pop Up Pirate you also had the fear of him falling down and landing on your head. Which was actually quite sore.


  13. God, I love these. They never fail to make me genuinely laugh and question my own thoughts about the games.

    Looking forward to the Xmas edition!


    • I totally agree :D


  14. Have you noticed that in the coments in this articles, Cb is ranting about his rant


  15. Right, where’s my presents!


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