Friday Fight #5
Guess who's back?Published 26/12/2009 at 15:14 by Gastos84
I know, i know, it’s not Friday. But it is Boxing Day, get it? I’ll get my coat…Anyhoo, last week saw Cole meet a formidable opponent in the shape of Resident Evil’s Nemesis and the big ugly pulverised Cole with 25 votes to 7! It wasn’t even a fight really, it was more like watching a Rottweiler eating an electrically-charged mouse.
Cole took the Nemesis’ speed for granted and made no attempt to sneak up on one the one-eyed genetically modified freak. In an attempt to be lairy and humerous, Cole said “I’ll let you have a head start”, but unfortunately for Cole the Nemesis misheard him and replied with a single question; “S.T.A.R.S?” Before Cole realised what had happened the Nemesis had already equipped a rocket launcher and fired 2 rockets in Cole’s direction. At the last minute Cole tried to repel the incoming doom but he was too late. If you wish to pay your respects to Cole, his remains can found in several places in Racoon City.
This week we have NEMESIS VS. KRATOS. Now I know what you’re thinking: “Kratos has already been a contender”. You would be correct but technically neither he nor Snake won that fight so their names get thrown back into the Friday Fight hat.
Nemesis Pros:
- Coakroach-like resilience
- Skilled with weapons, especially rocket launchers
- A long reach with massive hands and unbelieveable strength
- Won’t stop until he’s completed his mission
- Good with children
- Victorious over Cole McGrath
Kratos Pros:
- Angrier than a rabid badger
- Go-faster stripe for intimidation
- Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
- Magic powers, including lightning attacks
- Penchant for ripping limbs off bodies and shoving them back down their owner’s throat
Nemesis Cons:
- You can hear him from a mile away
- One eye
- Dodgy outfit
Kratos Cons:
- Sluggish at times and a little slow
- Limited attack range
- Silly beard
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Roynaldo | 26/12/2009 18:34
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Dont know Kratos’ so il say Nemesis coz hes one hard mo fo to take the reigning king after so many weeks on the top
Lanselta | 26/12/2009 18:36
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Everybody’s going hard on Kratos! People forget, in order for Kratos to finish off Nemesis, hes going to need to pull off one of those anying button combo/roll of stick thingies which i always screw up first time around. That is when Nemesis will have is own little peice of greek god salad, with extra feta!
bioniczain | 26/12/2009 20:05
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kratos would be done with him no problemo
Phil_E | 26/12/2009 20:58
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Kratos wins by repeatedly hacking with blades and boxing gloves and whatever other weapons he has in his pockets and eventually presses circle, square, L2, R2, X, triangle, rotates analogue and NEMESIS’s intestines pour onto the floor.
aerobes | 26/12/2009 23:20
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I really don’t like Kratos or his games but i feel Kratos would make relatively short work of Nemesis regardless.
Charmed_Fanatic | 27/12/2009 00:02
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ermm Sonic? …. ok, ok Kratos
Manorhowze | 27/12/2009 00:17
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Kratos. There’s no way Nemesis could compete.
Gaultar | 27/12/2009 07:48
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Well Kratos would win cause even death didn’t stop him.
Dexter17 | 27/12/2009 08:27
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Kratos.
He would just rip the Nemesis’s head off, wouldn’t he?
mynameisblair | 27/12/2009 10:24
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Yes, by using an insane button combo to the likes of:
SQUARE, X, O, SQUARE, O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
Turn analog stick right, turn it round.
Then he would have no head, I guess.
ShovellyJoe | 27/12/2009 11:08
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Kratos, just so I can see him beat by a better character next week.
SYY2127 | 27/12/2009 16:11
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Kratos would be lightning fast and start ripping things off the brute!
DRCD1 | 27/12/2009 21:06
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Oh well, kratos wins, because he eats one-eyeds for breakfest.
tobo_56 | 27/12/2009 21:15
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Kratos.
ManeoriX | 29/12/2009 10:57
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Kratos. He has the Sword of Olympus?
ZenTerrorist | 29/12/2009 11:44
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Kratos, hands down!