God of War III Trophies

Just thinking about God of War makes me twitch, so I’ll get right to it. Here is the lovely silverware found in God of War III:

Bronze

• Mr. Hand
  Discover the secret ‘Hades Arm’ room
• Hit Man
  Perform a 1000-hit combo
• Rip One!
  Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry
• Nice Tan
  Blind 100 enemies with the Head of Helios
• Obedience School
  Deliver 50 kicks to Hounds
• It’s getting hot in here…
  Burn 100 enemies with the Bow of Apollo
• Souled Out
  Summon every Soul with the Claws of Hades
• Bloody Hell
  Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies
• No Guts, No Glory
  Gut 3 Centaur Generals
• Hitting Your Stride
  Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Silver

• Eye Candy
  Collect all of the Gorgon Eyes
• Feather Plucker
  Collect all of the Phoenix Feathers
• Are You Horny to Win?
  Collect all of the Minotaur Horns
• Maxed Out!
  Completely upgrade all weapons

Gold

• Vengeance Complete
  Beat the game
• Up to the Challenge
  Beat the Challenge of Olympus
• Unhuman
  Beat Titan Mode
• Priceless
  Collect all of the ‘Godly Possessions’

There are also 18 secret trophies, giving a total of 36 trophies. From what I can gather, 16 of these secret trophies are story-related, with one of the remaining two being the platinum, and the other looks like a gold for maybe doing something similar to getting the Muse Keys in God of War I.

That’s an educated guess. Among those 16 secret trophies, 10 are bronze, while 6 are silver. That’s not a guess, I’m just using some simple Maths there.  Anyways, good luck getting that platinum…