PS3 ‘Baby Boom’ Predicted

Touch my joypad.

Published 04/03/2010 at 17:30.
By Tuffcub.

What did you do during the ApocalyPS3? Watch TV? Popped out for a game of Bingo? Baked a tasty Victoria sponge cake? If so you were in the minority according to a (somewhat dubious) survey.

MCV reports that in a poll of 2,400 male PS3 owners, 87 per cent of them chose to spend some “quality time” *nudge nudge wink wink* with their partners on the day their mistress (the PS3) dumped them.

A further 9% were extra caring and romantic and took their partners out to dinner that evening. The result, the report predicts, is a world wide PS3 “baby boom” this December when all the sons and daughters of the ApocalyPS3 will be born.

250 TSA Points are up for grabs to the first TSA’er to name thair ApocalyPS3 baby ‘Lucifer’.

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Raging Starfire | 04/03/2010 17:31
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I called him Lucifer such a special day
theDAZBOMEGATRON | 04/03/2010 17:32
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I’ll name my son Damien. How many points for that?
- Michael | 04/03/2010 17:45
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  None. But maybe 500 if you name him Damien Omen II.
- minerwilly | 04/03/2010 19:21
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  Im already called Damian and I have a birthmark on the back of my head where hair doesnt grow ! beat that .
  Used to get called The Omen in school , never had a pet raven and to be fair im a pretty easy going bloke .
  Never been ice skating though .
  - SIR-DARK-HAZE | 04/03/2010 19:27
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C_S15 | 04/03/2010 17:32
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There will be a lot of PS3 owners hoping their girlfriends don’t see this story. Thanks for ruining all our chances of getting laid anytime soon TC :P
- Boomshanks | 04/03/2010 18:46
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  What! It was only because your PS3 didn’t work? But honey…
Erroneus | 04/03/2010 17:33
Wanted "Trophy Hunter" but was too late.
3339 TSA Points | Member since: May 2009

I didn’t turn on my Slim PS3, in a mercy protest for all the phat owners out there … or I was just to scared.
theDAZBOMEGATRON | 04/03/2010 17:35
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Should that be 666points for Lucifer?
777points for Jesus.
Carl | 04/03/2010 17:36
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I killed lots of potential babies.
- KeRaSh | 04/03/2010 17:57
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  Good one! I like the subtlety.
- Boomshanks | 04/03/2010 18:49
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  Try thinking about that every time you take a wank :S
- Erroneus | 04/03/2010 19:00
  Wanted "Trophy Hunter" but was too late.
  3339 TSA Points | Member since: May 2009
  
  And killed kittens: http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h28/cheffromhell/every_time_you_masturbate.jpg
Charmed_Fanatic | 04/03/2010 17:41
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LOL Thats one of the funniest things this year
Kronik76 | 04/03/2010 17:46
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The powers that be have the right to refuse to register a child by certain names. Not sure anyone will ever be named Lucifer. So much for the 250 TSA points! But seriously, who on earth would choose gaming over sex on any normal day?
gazzagb | 04/03/2010 17:47
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Haha!
timhorton97 | 04/03/2010 17:51
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The 250 TSA points are almost worth it…