Friday Fight #11

Last week saw Nariko take on one of gaming’s legends and she still came out on top. Nariko: 24 votes, Lara: 22 votes. Now before we go any further there is a small matter of getting a certain TSA member to eat his hat. So, Dexter17, what’ll it be? A trilby? A bowler? A stetson?

Anyway, back to business. This week Nariko is up against a fighting-fit character…NARIKO VS. CHUN LI

Nariko’s Pros:

• Has a 3-in-1 sword (probably from JML)
• Quick and agile
• Can pick up objects and throw them at her foes
• Brutal finishing moves including using enemies as a skateboard 
• Great at Fung Shui

Chun Li’s Pros:

• Expert fighter specialising in kick-based attacks
• Thighs that could strangle an ox
• Vengeful
• Super move called Kikoshou makes her temporarily invincible
• Has another move called Shichi Sei Sen Kuu Kyaku where she basically goes postal

Nariko’s Cons:

• No magic skills
• Unable to jump (an old knee injury, perhaps?)
• Ridiculously long hair which could get caught in doors etc

Chun Li’s Cons:

• Her magic skills are weak
• Has a hoarde of school-boy followers who need a massive supply of Kleenex
• Has a ‘real’ job