Friday Fight #11

Last week saw Nariko take on one of gaming’s legends and she still came out on top. Nariko: 24 votes, Lara: 22 votes. Now before we go any further there is a small matter of getting a certain TSA member to eat his hat. So, Dexter17, what’ll it be? A trilby? A bowler? A stetson?

Anyway, back to business. This week Nariko is up against a fighting-fit character…NARIKO VS. CHUN LI

Nariko’s Pros:

  • Has a 3-in-1 sword (probably from JML)
  • Quick and agile
  • Can pick up objects and throw them at her foes
  • Brutal finishing moves including using enemies as a skateboard 
  • Great at Fung Shui

Chun Li’s Pros:

  • Expert fighter specialising in kick-based attacks
  • Thighs that could strangle an ox
  • Vengeful
  • Super move called Kikoshou makes her temporarily invincible
  • Has another move called Shichi Sei Sen Kuu Kyaku where she basically goes postal

Nariko’s Cons:

  • No magic skills
  • Unable to jump (an old knee injury, perhaps?)
  • Ridiculously long hair which could get caught in doors etc

Chun Li’s Cons:

  • Her magic skills are weak
  • Has a hoarde of school-boy followers who need a massive supply of Kleenex
  • Has a ‘real’ job