Last week saw Nariko take on one of gaming’s legends and she still came out on top. Nariko: 24 votes, Lara: 22 votes. Now before we go any further there is a small matter of getting a certain TSA member to eat his hat. So, Dexter17, what’ll it be? A trilby? A bowler? A stetson?
Anyway, back to business. This week Nariko is up against a fighting-fit character…NARIKO VS. CHUN LI
Nariko’s Pros:
- Has a 3-in-1 sword (probably from JML)
- Quick and agile
- Can pick up objects and throw them at her foes
- Brutal finishing moves including using enemies as a skateboard
- Great at Fung Shui
Chun Li’s Pros:
- Expert fighter specialising in kick-based attacks
- Thighs that could strangle an ox
- Vengeful
- Super move called Kikoshou makes her temporarily invincible
- Has another move called Shichi Sei Sen Kuu Kyaku where she basically goes postal
Nariko’s Cons:
- No magic skills
- Unable to jump (an old knee injury, perhaps?)
- Ridiculously long hair which could get caught in doors etc
Chun Li’s Cons:
- Her magic skills are weak
- Has a hoarde of school-boy followers who need a massive supply of Kleenex
- Has a ‘real’ job
