ESRB Smut Watch
Metal Gear: Bisexual.
Published: 17:00, 18/06/2010 by Tuffcub.
43Once again I have trawled the ratings description from the ESRB to give you a handy condensed guide on which games you should avoid to keep both mind and spirit pure. It is certainly not an excuse just have a titter at the ESRB’s superb descriptions.
We at The Sixth Axis abhor smut and suggest you avoid it all costs. If you are a filthy smut fiend please say a Hail Mary in the comments section below and we shall pray for you on Sunday when the Reverend Nofi leads us in eight hours of self-flagellation and worship.
This week features skirt lifting, large amounts of buttocks and Snake – and I can barely type this it’s so disusting – Snake goes.. gay. Eurgh. Dirty animal! Just the thought if such acts makes me vomit.*
- Sengoku BASARA Samurai Heroes - Some female characters wear revealing outfits that expose some cleavage; one character’s breasts jiggle slightly when she moves.
- Castlevania Harmony of Despair - Some female creatures (succubi and harpies) wear revealing outfits that expose a lot of cleavage; one enemy’s vacuum attack causes a heroine’s skirt to be rise up frequently.
- Hot Shots Tennis: Get a Grip -Some female avatars have tight bodysuits that depict moderate cleavage, and one line judge is described as “the seductive superlady” with a profile that asks, “How long before the court is mobbed by men wanting to steal a look?”
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Players can also engage in extra missions (“extra ops”) that involve dating either a male or female character: Players can take pictures of their female dates in bikinis, touch a character’s breasts, or lie on top of him or her on the beach. If players enter a cardboard box (“Love Pack”), a rustling motion and moaning sounds occur.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D’s Decade Duels – Some of the cards depict female characters in somewhat revealing skin-tight clothing, including a winking nurse character in front of a background of hearts.
- Deathspank - The dialogue contains some mild sexual references such as “He says you are a psychotic dominatrix and not in the good way”; “Between the heart palpitations and the unchecked syphilis, it’s the least of my worries”;
- Tehra Dark Warrior -Tehra is depicted briefly in cutscene still images wearing an outfit that reveals a significant amount of cleavage. During gameplay, Tehra wears a thong-like costume that exposes large amounts of her buttocks.
- Bloody Good Time - Some female characters are depicted in bikinis, low-cut clothing, bunny outfits, and showgirl costumes that expose a lot of cleavage. A movie set displays a call sheet that details a bedroom scene, with the text “Please Note: As this scene involves nudity, ONLY the involved actors, the assigned camera op and the director should be present.”
Source: ESRB
*Note for those of you who are new around here: I am a fully practising homsexual. This is humour, not homophobia. I love c*ck.
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18/06/2010 at 17:04
Member since: Jan 2009
I had to laugh at this, especially the disclaimer and the MGS:Peace walker part.
18/06/2010 at 17:05
Member since: Forever
Brilliant! LMAO at the disclaimer at the bottom.
18/06/2010 at 17:06
Member since: Mar 2010
Ha! quality, I needed a good Friday chuckle. Good work Tuffcub lol
18/06/2010 at 17:07
Member since: Aug 2009
LOL these people need lives … god … :|
18/06/2010 at 17:24
Member since: Oct 2008
The developers of those games should be ashamed ;)
18/06/2010 at 17:48
Member since: Mar 2010
erm wont somebody thin of the children
18/06/2010 at 20:57
Member since: Forever
Thin off the children. Your right there’s far too many about
18/06/2010 at 22:02
Member since: Apr 2009
this isn’t’ going to end well . . .
18/06/2010 at 17:51
Member since: Forever
Many babies saw more than just “moderate cleavage” when they were breastfed.
18/06/2010 at 18:04
Member since: Jul 2009
lol
18/06/2010 at 17:57
Member since: Apr 2010
“Between the heart palpitations and the unchecked syphilis, it’s the least of my worries”
Hehe, tell me about it! Whoops, er, I mean… Hail Mary
18/06/2010 at 17:59
Member since: Dec 2008
Ha brilliant.
18/06/2010 at 18:05
Member since: Jan 2009
haha tuffcub :D