MNR Battle: Results
There can be only one.
Published: 17:00, 28/06/2010 by Peter [Colossalblue].
8I’ve been up to my neck in plumbing, plasterboard, fibrous loft-insulation (which I’m not totally convinced didn’t contain asbestos) and around twenty years of accumulated junk this week thanks to an old pipe bursting in our attic. It’s been a nightmare. All of that means that I’ve been away from the site and I’ve neglected my duties a bit. Luckily Roynaldo is on-hand to make sure the delays aren’t too expansive. I’ll hand you over to him.
The final results are in. The competitors gave their all but there can be only one. Manorhowze and ProjectJAY went toe to toe for what I’m told was a very close match up.
After all the back and forth rockets, after all those boost pads, after all that air time ProjectJAY has now officially been crowned TSA’s Modnation Champion with a 2 races to 1 victory. He is now a proud owner of Soldner X 2 Final Prototype, a game I myself now own which is full of superb retro brilliance.
Both finalists also pick up a huge chunk of TSA points to boot and TSA tags to show their achievements.
Similarly DrNate86 has undone scubastevies challenge for 3rd spot and picks up himself a tidy bunch of 250 TSA points to add to his collection.
Ive been asked recently what is the point in the points. After thorough research and a few examinations (on myself) I now understand they are directly proportional to penis size so if there a few weiners out there you had better get to entering these competitions and regularly visiting TSA to rectify the problem.
My thanks go out to all the competitors for making this competition as pain free as possible for me and being good sports in the face of defeat, apart from our one and only Katy who showed signs of her own version of bitterness that only she can.
Hopefully in the coming weeks or months there will be another one of these tournaments, possibly with a twist to the format used in this showing. With that in mind I leave you now and hope to see you on the track soon.
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28/06/2010 at 17:04
Member since: Jul 2009
My man hood feels threatened D:
Mainly by Katy…
28/06/2010 at 17:07
Member since: Jan 2010
Congrats man. I’ll have to have a re-match against you sometime. And unlucky to the others.
Also, with the knob size thing, what if you have a vagina!?
29/06/2010 at 12:09
Member since: Apr 2010
Then it directly correlates to how gaping it is.
28/06/2010 at 17:09
Member since: Jun 2009
Congratulations to ProjectJAY and all of the finalists. Oh, and 4316 TSA points :-)
28/06/2010 at 17:12
Member since: Jan 2010
so yours is about 4x bigger than mine. thats 8ft! Man you must have to tie that thing up!
28/06/2010 at 17:10
Member since: Dec 2008
Was gutted to lose in the final but Jay was the better driver (at least on this track :P).
Had great fun along the way and congrats to DrNate on 3rd place. Big thanks to Roy for organising.
28/06/2010 at 17:20
Member since: Oct 2008
Congrats ProjectJay, at least i got knocked out by the winner! If it wasn’t for the rocket barrage you got me with it could have been me (but probably not!)
28/06/2010 at 17:30
Member since: Mar 2009
Congrats to both the finalists for making it that far and of course to ProjectJay for winning.
28/06/2010 at 19:30
Member since: Apr 2010
This has been a fantastic competition, good fun! Congratulations to ProjectJAY and bad luck to Manorhowze, if you drove anything like you did in our race then it must have been a close match! Would be great if there was another one organised at some point, I’d like to try and best 3rd place ;-)
28/06/2010 at 19:48
Member since: Aug 2009
Wow! Been following this and my congratulations go out to ProjectJAY. Well done.
28/06/2010 at 21:14
Member since: Feb 2009
Congratulations ProjectJAY, you must have driven one hell of a race to beat one of TSA’s top drivers. Congratulations on 2nd place though Manor. Thanks to Roynaldo for exceptional organisation, as ever.
Tha
28/06/2010 at 21:20
Member since: Dec 2008
He drove like he really needed a dump and the finish line was the nearest toilet. He was 2-0 up and already champ before I sneaked a win (partly because we agreed to ban mines for the last one as he had already won), we were usually quite close for 2 or 3 laps and then a mine or me being a tit and hitting the walls would result in him getting away.
He really was f’ing quick though.
28/06/2010 at 21:32
Member since: Feb 2009
Loving the analogy Manor, I can see how that would be quick!
28/06/2010 at 21:14
Member since: Aug 2009
Congratz ProjectJAY