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PS3 Gets Men In Speedos

And muscles. Lovely.

The Cho Aniki games might not be terribly well known to gamers raised on Nathan Drake, but back in the day these risqu̩ adventures featured real men РSamson and Adon, both musclebound and, well, rather fond of other men.

Essentially a series of side scrolling innuendo-laden shoot-em-ups, the Cho Aniki games courted controversy when they were originally released on the PC Engine and SNES back in 1995. With ‘white energy beams’ that fire from holes in heads, pelvic thrusts and all manner of phallic imagery, it’s not hard to see why.

Regardless, it looks like the games are heading to the PS3, with the ESRB revealing the information (via Siliconera) – and the rating sounds like a wet dream for at least one member of the TSA team.

“The game depicts photo-realistic muscle men in tight Speedo underwear who defeat several fantastical enemies: giant man-powered vehicles, floating disembodied heads and noses, animal-man hybrid creatures that explode in fiery bursts,” say the ESRB.

“Some sequences depict muscle-bound men forming human pyramids, cradling each other, and posing in provocative positions (e.g., heads submerged near characters’ crotches). One boss character fires lasers from a phallic-shaped rod that extends from his hip.”

“Another giant boss character shoots out gas clouds from his buttocks.”

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31 Comments
  1. brillerment
    Member
    Since: Sep 2009

    Sounds like WWE

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 10:40.
  2. Charmed_Fanatic
    Member
    Since: Aug 2009

    ” wet dream for at least one member of the TSA team” … who’s this then ;~)

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 10:43.
    • Amphlett
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      …and is this an inference that there may be other TSA staff who would ‘enjoy’ this type of imagery?

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:18.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        “animal-man hybrid” is a Husky. That’s all I’m saying.

        Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:29.
      • Michael
        Team TSA: Development
        Since: Forever

        Husky! I’m in.

        Comment posted on 15/07/2010 at 21:22.
  3. Tuffcub
    On the naughty step.
    Since: Dec 2008

    Woof woof! *wags tail*

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:28.
    • hairfreax
      Member
      Since: Jun 2009

      Down Boy

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 15:58.
  4. ibu
    Member
    Since: Jan 2010

    inappropriate drunken party games – check!
    Day one purchase – check!

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:29.
  5. Tuffcub
    On the naughty step.
    Since: Dec 2008

    Hahaha!! Go Google ads! I’m getting “GayMusclematch” dating on this page!

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:30.
    • colmshan1990
      Member
      Since: Apr 2009

      So much for gaming related ads, eh?

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:38.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        *insert joystick waggling joke here*

        Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 11:47.
      • mayflame
        Member
        Since: Nov 2008

        Hey TC, want those joystick enhancers they show on those ads?

        Comment posted on 13/07/2010 at 02:52.
    • STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
      Member
      Since: Mar 2010

      i got adopt your own monster o_O

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 13:48.
      • STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
        Member
        Since: Mar 2010

        no wait just refreshed the page and was greeted by a charming orange man in a baseball cap i wonder what he wants…. O_O i dont like it

        Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 13:51.
  6. MrSpeedyGonzales
    Member
    Since: Jun 2010

    Imagine playing this with Move!

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:02.
    • scavenga
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      LOL!

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:46.
  7. bunimomike
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    I’m assuming tuffcub has already handed in his notice to TSA as he won’t be around for the coming months.

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:04.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      hehe.. ‘coming months’ heheh he hehhe heheh heheh

      Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:09.
      • bunimomike
        Member
        Since: Jul 2009

        The funny bit is that as I typed it I thought “I bet tuffcub mentions something about ‘coming'” so that makes me as bad as you. Rejoice! :-)

        Random aside: The more I look at the graphic at the top, the more those two guys look like skinned extras from the film Predator. They need some skin!

        Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:49.
  8. Danza Di Fuoco
    Member
    Since: Aug 2009

    PC engine? that’s cool if Sony get some neo-geo games but not this…

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:05.
  9. rht992
    Member
    Since: Apr 2009

    just about my favorite closing line on TSA ever

    Comment posted on 12/07/2010 at 12:20.

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