This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me, especially that git in Modern Warfare who keeps sniping me in the back of the head.
Before God I swear this creed: The new CTA PS3 Assault Rifle is a teensy bit over the top and includes ‘realistic gun sounds’ as well as a full arsenal of PS3 buttons for full control. I have named my rifle Charlene and I will sleep with her. She has a USB dongle but despite appearances, she is not a light gun, merely a gun shaped controller. She is a bit like those Vietnamese lady boys in ‘Nam, they looks like hot girls but you sure don’t half get a shock.
My rifle and myself are defenders of my PS3 Trophy collection, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. But that will never happen with infinite respawns.
Amen
Source: CTA
BIGAL-1992
When is it out, because I like it.
lewis815
What a load of rubbish.
FireasBall
yep, total LARP
Doddsy
That is the second most stupid thing I’ve seen today
Tzares
I just have to know.. what was the most stupid? :P
Doddsy
I watched Jeremy Kyle this morning….
Danza Di Fuoco
Now we wait for a sword controller for Lotr…..
monkie8u
lol
ClubberLang
Stick a slot for a move controller in there and I’m sold!
3shirts
Sod that, give me the ray gun!
http://www.shopto.net/PS3/VIDEO%20GAMES/PS3MO13-Playstation%20Move%20Gun%20Attachment.html
STILLCANTTHINKOFAGOODPSNNAME
yeah that does look awesome in a hide it if someone knocks on the door kind of way
ZAAAAP!!
Sam
I know, it would be so much better with move,and more realistic
theDAZBOMEGATRON
@ClubberLang, I was thinking exacly the same thing… A brilliant idea IF it had “move” capabilities too.
Guyers94
Oh good god, is this really necessary?
JaffaMan24
Bilge. What’s the point?
Come back to me when they’ve combined it with Move. Surely the whole point of a gun is that you point with it! With this bit of tat it would make no difference which way your gun is pointing.
badgersnapper68
hmmn……compensating for something, perchance?
scavenga
Compensating for a lack of real firearms, I’m afraid… ;]
Spotter5
Looks very, very cool. based on the M4 carbine. But is absolutely useless. Would be better if it was based around the Move controller as said above.
Person678
“I am Heavy Weapons Guy….and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds.”
3shirts
I am a rich loser and this… is my plastic assault rifle. It weights 50g and you can’t actually point it to aim. It costs £50 to get bored of this piece of crap… 12 seconds.