Fallout: New Vegas – is it a bug ridden pile of toss or a massively playable RPG with some bearable faults? We scored the game a respectable 7 in our review but did you know the game features moonwalking dogs, hovering lizards and crotch nibbling demon men?
10: The Amazing Hovering Lizard. It’s a little known fact that mutant lizards can levitate and reach an altitude of almost 100 metres.
9: Zombie Eye Dog. This mutt manages to get around New Vegas despite both his eyeballs being attached to the side of his head.
8. The Amazing Invisible Typewriter. You’re not fooling anyone, there is no typewriter. The typewriter is a lie!
7. The Devil Man. Devil man has a rotating head and will glide towards your crotch and make the screen go blurry. Eeek!
6: The Mysterious Giant Exclamation mark. Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of “OMG!”
5: Beyond The Thunderdome. What lays beyond the impassable range of mountains?
3: The Magical, Invincible, Multiple man. Like a set of superhuman Russian stacking dolls this is a man within a man within a man.
2: Michael The Moonwalking Dog. He’s bad.
1: The Man Who Has A Ceiling For His Head. Fallout: New Vegas was directed by David Lynch (see no.7 for further proof).