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MotorStorm Apocalypse Box Art

Featuring Rosemary Potato Clomps.

Amazon France have listed upcoming PS3 exclusive racer ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’, and helpfully posted the box art. Yes I know, not very exciting but news is sparse this week.

To spice up this posting  I present to you an extra special, day-before-new-years-eve bonus item: My top ten anagrams of ‘MotorStorm Apocalypse’

  • Tom Races A Sloppy Motor
  • Poorly Tomato Scampers
  • Pasta Colostomy Romper
  • Motto: Race Morals Soppy
  • Rosemary Potato Clomps
  • Loop Symptom Sorta Race
  • Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story
  • Clammy Operator Stoops
  • Crappy Roommate Stools
  • Orca Molests Rat Poom

In the Tuffcub household the game will forever more be known as “The Pasta Colostomy Romper”.

Source: Amazon France

23 Comments
  1. Bilbo_bobbins
    Member
    Since: Jun 2009

    ha ha, one of the best posts this year.

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:32.
  2. brewersteve
    Member
    Since: Feb 2009

    The funniest post this year!

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:34.
  3. philbert8
    The Frankie Boyle Of TSA
    Since: Sep 2010

    Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story, my favorite and available on DVD.

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:36.
    • Moakesice
      Member
      Since: Jan 2009

      LOL, I literally was crying with laughter with this one

      Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:01.
      • stigdu
        Member
        Since: Apr 2010

        Yeah, that had me in fits too! :D

        Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 15:53.
    • JoshHood
      Small briefcase w*nker
      Since: Forever

      I burst out laughing on the bus, thanks for that!

      Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 17:10.
  4. teflon
    Community Team
    Since: May 2009

    Poom isn’t a word!

    Haha, brilliant post, TC. This should be mandatory for all your posts in 2011.

    Really looking forward to this game’s release. It’s going to be brilliant.

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:43.
    • Parker
      Member
      Since: Apr 2009
      Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:51.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        I honestly didnt know it was a slang term for that, it just sounded a bit rude ;)

        Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:53.
      • cc_star
        Team TSA: Writer
        Since: Forever

        Isn’t every single ‘non-word’ in the Urban Dictionary as something sex related?

        Besides that’s poon

        Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:59.
  5. Charmed_Fanatic
    Member
    Since: Aug 2009

    LOL! Made my week / excluding xmaas and stuff

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:50.
    • Grey_Ghost13
      Member
      Since: Aug 2009

      This Tuffcub post is better than X-mas by far!

      Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 13:56.
  6. Moakesice
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    Very funny post, this is my favourite “Pasta Colostomy Romper” or “Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story”

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:03.
  7. TSBonyman
    Member
    Since: Dec 2009

    HA ha those are brilliant TC!

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:33.
  8. bunimomike
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    Poops: A Rectal Ammo Story – When the hero takes revenge on his kidnappers by requestion a bullet curry as his last meal.

    Definitely NOT in 3D!

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:33.
  9. Origami Killer
    Member
    Since: May 2010

    very funny post, like the box art too :D which month is this coming out again?

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:44.
  10. dude90
    Member
    Since: Nov 2009

    Haha i can’t stop laughing.

    Comment posted on 30/12/2010 at 14:55.

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