Dead Space Plasma-Cutter Replica is Awesome, Crazy

Kovacs 25 Comments

It’s easy to spot hardcore fans of Visceral’s Dead Space series. There’s a natural haughty swagger to them; casually jaunting through claustrophobic, necromorph-infested shattered halls of doomed space-ships without an apparent care in the galaxy. That and the fact they’re usually wearing something like this.

The ultra-hardcore, however, go one step further, merrily brandishing the following heavy weaponry at a moment’s notice whenever anyone even thinks of emerging from an aqueduct before latching their fangs into delicious spaceman-flesh.

Fancy joining the nutter elite? For the paltry sum of $219.99, you too can be Isaac Clarke. Or, you know, a fruitcake walking down the street with a life-size plasma-cutter replica. Whatever.

And the Dead Space 2 version. If you’ve got the extra $20 to spare, of course (thanks Person678)

Thanks Jem

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25 Comments

  1. Oooo ive seen one of these. Even had flashing lights etc.

  2. if only it worked. >:)
    uh…
    it’s doesn’t work does it? o_O

    because i’m sure i could find the money somewhere for a working version.

  3. Does this thing have alt-fire?

    • Yes, you just hold it sideways

  4. I want that.

  5. Theres also a Dead Space 2 version; http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=EW1048

  6. Thats actually the Dead Space 1 one :P
    This is the Dead Space 2 Even-more-awesome-one http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=EW1048 its $239.99 this one. WANTWANTWANTWANT

    Also thanks Person678 for showing me that

    • I never claimed it was the Dead Space 2 one.

      In fact, I said “Ishimura” and “spaceship” rather than “Sprawl” and “Space-station” so :P right back at you.

      • Toché.
        I am sorry sir.
        *Retreets bowing*

      • :)

        I didn’t actually see the Dead Space 2 one so thanks for bringing it to my attention. Both look cool. Think I prefer the first one, though. Probably for the nostalgia.

      • I’d get the DS2 one, but maybe add bloodstains to the end. Make it look like I’ve just bashed some necro skulls. In Style.

  7. Looks fantastic. Why anybody would pay that amount of money though is beyond me.

    • well can you put a price on you and your familys safety?

      • lol, suppose it would hurt if you smacked someone about with it ;)

      • haha no silly thats the wrong way to use a gun ;)

      • actaully i’d be pretty surprised and worried if i was a robber and someone pulled this out at me!

  8. Nice, it doesn’t look too hard to build, just a pistol with an extension. This is giving me ideas…

  9. Love it :-)

    • Can imagine you walking round town with one of these at your disposal, town actually reminds me of the sprawl and the people of the necromorph variety, so it fits…

      • Would be awesome – even more awesome then a Gibbon with a SHOTGUN, well, maybe not that awesome, but awesome all the same!!

        oooooSSH!

  10. *Cries*
    I would love to buy it but where is the shop that sells these =(
    I’m a huge collector with games and Movies, and this Plasma Cutter was my next to buy along the special edition game only to found out it was for US not EU =(
    I don’t do ebay (I don’t trust ebay)

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