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Duke Nukem Forever 'Balls of Steel' Edition Outed

Doesn't contain gum.

A picture has surfaced of a Duke Nukem Forever ‘Balls of Steel’ Edition. Included is the game, some art cards, a hardback art book, a comic book, a set of cards, two poker chips, two dice, a certificate of authenticity, and a statue of Duke’s head. Disappointingly it doesn’t contain any gum, or toilet paper for when you finishing pooping down an alien’s neck.

Maybe that will be in an ultra-rare limited edition?

Source: VG247

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24 Comments
  1. citizeninsane45
    Would happily punch a priest free of charge.
    Since: Oct 2008

    That’s certainly a lot of useless stuff. I bet it costs an arm and a leg…

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 12:48.
    • Charmed_Fanatic
      Member
      Since: Aug 2009

      yeah, can do without a pack of cards and dice … going to cost alot

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 13:16.
      • citizeninsane45
        Would happily punch a priest free of charge.
        Since: Oct 2008

        Just received an email from shopto.net who have put a price point of £89.84 with a few to reducing this as UK pricing not yet secured.

        Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 18:40.
    • citizeninsane45
      Would happily punch a priest free of charge.
      Since: Oct 2008

      *view not few!!!

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 18:40.
  2. BIGAL-1992
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    No gum? Bah!

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 12:51.
    • Pete_UK
      Member
      Since: Mar 2010

      As we’re all outta gum, that leaves only one thing…

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 12:55.
      • Amathev
        Since: Jan 1970

        … Go down to the store?

        Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 13:00.
      • The Solid one
        Never heard of him.
        Since: May 2010

        Kick some ass? Or just roll up into a ball and cry?:P

        Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 16:43.
  3. R4U Eldave0
    andUandU
    Since: Aug 2008

    Looks a great set, though I can imagine it will carry a £100+ price tag, which is too much given the game itself screams ‘rental’ at the top of its lungs.

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 13:06.
  4. jayjay119
    Member
    Since: Apr 2010

    You don’t wanna know what I read the subtitle as… Yes I know, mind, gutter. Moving on!

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 13:13.
    • philbert8
      The Frankie Boyle Of TSA
      Since: Sep 2010

      Bum is a disgraceful word. You should be ashamed of yourself.

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 14:40.
  5. mcwildcard
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    Bah, I was hoping for a Duke belt buckle or Duke aviator shades.
    Still a pretty sweet package though, I wonder what the price is going to be…

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 13:33.
  6. Crazy_Del
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    I don’t care what you lot say, I’m defientaly getting this and nip down the shop to get “EXTRA” Gum or “WRIGLEY” and throw it in.

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 14:46.
  7. KillaScorp
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    What a game of poker that will be with 2 chips!

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 14:51.
    • 3shirts
      Member
      Since: Aug 2008

      It does seem stupid. Why not include a poker set, since you have the cards, it might be worth having then.

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 15:58.
    • bigdon23
      Member
      Since: Jul 2010

      good point, wonder if the dice are loaded could be useful

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 20:07.
  8. 3shirts
    Member
    Since: Aug 2008

    I’m still slightly in shock that this game is even coming out.

    I feel sorry for it in a way. Look at the backlash GT5 got for taking six years of development, what chance does the have with its 13!

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 16:01.
  9. RudeAwakening
    Member
    Since: Jan 2011

    would of loved the belt buckle!

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 16:34.
  10. The Solid one
    Never heard of him.
    Since: May 2010

    I was expecting the case to look like balls and are painted to look like steel. A lot of crap but the statue does look nice and could be worth a lot.

    Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 16:45.
    • bigdon23
      Member
      Since: Jul 2010

      probably plastic coated in lead piece of S…. TAT.

      Comment posted on 11/02/2011 at 20:08.

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