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How To Steal In Skyrim

Dear liza..

The game has barely hit the shelves and someone has already found a cheeky cheat within Skyrim.

You could spend hundreds of hours perfecting your light fingered technique, hiding in the shadows, misdirecting your target or cast  a cunning spell… or you could stick a bucket on their head.

You can read our bucket-free review of Skyrim right here.  We suggest you do.

Source: YouTube

34 Comments
  1. bunimomike
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    That is absolutely effing brilliant!! Oh dear god. I have tears in my eyes with the opening few seconds. The idea is so beautifully simple and I love how they don’t mind having buckets placed on their heads.

    Awesome. Just awesome.

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:07.
    • KeRaSh
      Member
      Since: Nov 2009

      Genius. Imagine you run a shop and someone would just put a bucket on your head and the next thing you see is an empty shop with the same guy lurking around and you don’t suspect a thing. Absolutely brilliant.

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:53.
      • moshi
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        Check your local newspapers tomorrow for such similar incidents at newsagents and off licences .

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 12:15.
  2. MICKY17
    Member
    Since: Dec 2008

    That is awesome, I’m so trying that later on.

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:11.
  3. Forrest_01
    Member
    Since: Jun 2009

    Haha – That’s genius!!

    The best thing about it? The fact that they get annoyed when the buckets get stolen!!

    It’s almost like a bizarre stockholm syndrome – Like they wish to return to their bucket euphoria! :)

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:12.
  4. The Lone Steven
    Never heard of him.
    Since: May 2010

    I like how they didn’t mind having a bucket over their heads. Although i really hope the phyics are improved as Oblivion’s was a pain in the butt. You had to fight against it.

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:12.
    • bunimomike
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      I have this whole foreplay thing wrong. The thing women REALLY want is to have their heads and faces massaged by two kilos of wooden bucket.

      Feel how the wooden splinters ex-foliate your skin, love. Two minutes of that and it’s below-the-buckle action guaranteed!

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:26.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        I am very aroused.

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:46.
      • bunimomike
        Member
        Since: Jul 2009

        Then you, good sir, are invited to a game of Find the Sausage, this evening. Front door’s just been painted so you’ll have to use the rear entrance.

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:50.
      • KeRaSh
        Member
        Since: Nov 2009

        I love you bunimomike. Will you adopt me, please? :D

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:54.
      • moshi
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        So that’s what the term she has a large bucket means.

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 12:17.
      • Tuffcub
        On the naughty step.
        Since: Dec 2008

        You are such a tease Bunny :)

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 13:15.
      • Bilbo_bobbins
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        ha ha nice replies, made me giggle.

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 13:21.
      • Crazy_Del
        Member
        Since: Jul 2009

        effing brilliant bunimomike at his best ^^
        Would pay to watch his show/stand up comendy lol

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 14:09.
      • KeRaSh
        Member
        Since: Nov 2009

        I think you misspelled “kill”. :P

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 15:22.
      • DrNate86
        Member
        Since: Apr 2010

        Buckets, helping people have sex since 1763.

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 18:31.
      • Sympozium
        Member
        Since: Aug 2009

        They sure love there wood……

        Comment posted on 14/11/2011 at 17:51.
    • Amphlett
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      My wife like a bit of wood in her face too!

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 16:35.
  5. Crazy_Del
    Member
    Since: Jul 2009

    FANTASTIC I love it and I lol’d bad idea at work when boss finds out what I am looking at xD
    Can’t wait to try this out!

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:22.
    • bunimomike
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      I can only hope that you can also place a large frock over the head of a dragon. Fingers crossed, eh?

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:27.
      • Crazy_Del
        Member
        Since: Jul 2009

        haha lol might make the challenge easy to slay off dragons

        Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 14:10.
  6. Nauraph
    Member
    Since: Jan 2010

    Whahaha! This is just brilliant. =P

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:22.
  7. JesseDeya
    Member
    Since: Jan 2010

    They totally ripped this from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy! :)

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 11:41.
  8. RocketSOL
    Member
    Since: Oct 2008

    That’s a brilliant idea! But it annoys me that they don’t give you the chance to redeem yourself…they just attack straight away. Unless he had already stolen in front of them??

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 12:09.
    • Forrest_01
      Member
      Since: Jun 2009

      He technically stole the buckets, which is why they became hostile.

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 12:40.
  9. gaffers101
    Member
    Since: Oct 2008

    I sell buckets in my shop, maybe I can expect an increase in bucket sales to the criminals in the area.

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 12:30.
    • Kevatron400
      Drake, baby.
      Since: Dec 2008

      Just watch as buckets hit the top of the Amazon sales charts.

      Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 14:17.
  10. rht992
    Member
    Since: Apr 2009

    does this work in GAME if i want a copy of skyrim?

    Comment posted on 11/11/2011 at 14:34.
    • TROPtastic
      Member
      Since: Mar 2011

      Lol you are welcome to try it, but don’t expect it to be quite so successful ;P

      Comment posted on 12/11/2011 at 05:41.

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