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Win a PS Vita (And Games)

Competition time!

TheSixthAxis has teamed up with the rather lovely bunch at Tecmo Koei Europe to bring our fabulous UK readers a pretty awesome prize.

We have one bundle to give away, which will contain the following:

  • 1 PS Vita (Wi-fi) console.
  • 1 copy of Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus for the Vita.
  • 1 copy of Dynasty Warriors NEXT for the Vita.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus scored well in our review, and has a fighting system that is still wonderful to use, even after all these years. Jim was also positive about Dynasty Warriors NEXT, saying it “marks a hike in quality for the series’ branch of portable titles”.

To be in with a chance to win this bundle of loveliness you simply have to leave a comment below telling us what you’d do if you were granted the skills of a ninja for the day.

The competition ends at 9pm (UK time) on Sunday March 25th, and the winner will be chosen by our good friend random.org and notified via the email address they signed up to TheSixthAxis with.

It’s worth reiterating that this competition is UK only. We spoke to Tecmo Koei about this and unfortunately they weren’t able to extend this to the EU.

Good luck!

Terms and conditions:

  • Only one comment per TSA account allowed, and only one account per person allowed.
  • No cash alternatives.
  • Prize is supplied by Tecmo Koei, and may take 30 days or so to arrive.
  • Random decision is final.
  • Our normal Terms apply.
320 Comments
  1. Chuggy
    Member
    Since: Jul 2011

    I would revolutionise the industry of sandwich making – so much cutting,slicing,spreading and need for speedy delivery….. :P

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:02.
    • GamaGamer
      Member
      Since: Mar 2012

      I would make sure there is no homemwork for kids and I would become a super hero for the kids like santa claus

      Comment posted on 25/03/2012 at 20:26.
      • GamaGamer
        Member
        Since: Mar 2012

        I would make sure there is no homemwork for kids and I would go round cutting fruit and veg

        Comment posted on 25/03/2012 at 20:27.
  2. tomjakes
    Member
    Since: Dec 2008

    I would go around in the Fruit and Vegetable section of my local supermarket slicing and dicing everything in sight.

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:03.
  3. mrfodder
    Member
    Since: Nov 2009

    Assassinate the banking elite!

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:04.
  4. yobrenoops
    Member
    Since: Nov 2008

    As a ninja I would dress all in black, go to night clubs and look mysterious whilst attempting to chat up girls with my nunchuck and shuriken skills.

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:04.
  5. djhsecondnature
    Since: Forever

    After spending a few hours pretending to be Naruto, I’d put my skills to good use by chopping an absurd number of fruit and vegetables for a variety of purposes – Slow-mo, helping out market-stalls, etc. Then I’d win plenty of bets against foolish drunks before heading home…

    … where I would then slice and dice some bad guys.

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:04.
  6. SBOB1
    Member
    Since: Mar 2012

    Assassinate the government

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:06.
  7. bigmac175
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    I would sneak into the Tecmo Koei building and take the vita and games for myself :D

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:06.
  8. Ossy
    Member
    Since: Jan 2009

    I would dress up as a turtle and make people think they are going crazy

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:06.
  9. GearsOfMush
    Member
    Since: Mar 2012

    Wow ninja skills for a day, hmmmmm.
    All the bullies that picked on me at school are in for a serious shock :D

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:07.
  10. BrendanCalls
    Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - YOHIMBÉ!!!
    Since: Forever

    Ninja Agenda 21st March 2012

    Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:08.
    • BrendanCalls
      Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - YOHIMBÉ!!!
      Since: Forever

      1. Break into nuclear facility
      2. Steal nuclear waste
      3. 3 Visit petshop
      4. Buy 4 Turtles and a Rat
      5. Pour Nuclear waste on Turtles and Rat
      6. Wait a few minutes for them to become teenage
      7. Train them in the way of the Ninja
      8. Return to life as a civilian , happy that you have secured the future survival of the world

      Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:12.
      • Kronik76
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        WIN! That’s gonna take some beating :-)

        Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:17.
      • Kronik76
        Member
        Since: Jun 2009

        Oh, hang on… it’s picked at random? And only one comment allowed per account… does that mean you’re disqualified? Does that mean I too am now disqualified? Aaaarrgghhh!!!

        Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:23.
      • BrendanCalls
        Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc - YOHIMBÉ!!!
        Since: Forever

        I didn’t actually mean to post it twice, I actually pressed “tab” then “return” by accident so had to post again. I suspect Nofi has an algorithm someway somehow that grabs names of all the comments and deletes and duplicates

        Comment posted on 21/03/2012 at 16:26.