Article written by Greg Aldridge.
Published on 13/04/2012 at 01:00 PM.
With Krisā known proclivity for dancing few would be surprised to find him doing the timewarp. The time warping heās been doing this week though is to go back to those heady days of 2007 when it seemed the year-on-year growth of the video gaming market might continue ad infinitum.
Heās busy driving up hill and down dale in the Mako as he tries to get his Commander Shepard recruited into the storied ranks of the Spectres in the original Mass Effect. āIām quite enjoying itā, he says despite the tribulations of trying to second-guess decision. His one criticism is that āitās very poor at highlighting you taking damageā.
With his review of EAās latest adultery simulator, Tiger 13, out of the way Peter turned his incisive attentions towards every ārealā Star Wars fansā third most popular hate target, with Jar-Jar and that Christmas Special being the top two.
Indeed Star Wars Kinect has seen many fans, at least those over the age of seven, producing more venom than even the deadly spider-like kinrath that inhabit Dantooine and Kashyyyk. Peter truncated the original text of his review by about 60% to remove the galaxy-spanning tangents āthat were half Star Wars fanboy geekery and half ranting irrelevanceā.
I didn’t think that would be fair to the game, which actually has one or two decent points buried beneath the very dodgy controls and the odd choice to include a Dance Central clone. I’m glad I don’t have to keep playing, although I will go back to the Rancor Rampage mode, that was lots of fun.
When not leaping around in front of his TV like a seven year old heās been spending his time in a more grown-up manner by finger-painting on his iDevices. Singled out this week is Saturday Morning RPG, a ādelightfully self-aware, classic RPG which offers a tribute to Saturday morning cartoons from our childhoodā.
Danās been lucky enough to be spending time with various forthcoming games. He canāt tell us about Dragonās Dogma yet, youāve hopefully already read his impressions of the much-anticipated Sorcery and heās not allowed to tell us how amazing the new minis title Velocity is until its embargo is up.
Aside from those heās also found room in his gaming schedule to start playing Inazuma Eleven 2 which he calls āthe most insane game I’ve ever come acrossā. Itās an RPG for Nintendoās DS that ālooks very similar to Pokemon, has cutscenes in the style of Professor Layton, and has you taking on aliens who are threatening Earth, and defeating them by winning games of football against themā. Only in Japan.
Since the excitement/emotional engagement/despair/disappointment (he doesnāt specify which) of playing through Mass Effect 3 Blair hasnāt found a game that really grabs him. This week his dabbling has been confined to MotorStorm RC, some Rock Band and a little mod-trying in Skyrim.
Tuffcub spent Easter trying to catch up on some games.
I played Hydrophobia: Prophecy from start to finish. Neat little game but the inclusion of mystical water powers five minutes before the end of the game seems rather rushed. Also for a game about water it doesn’t do much with it apart from making you wade through it. Could of done with more water based puzzles.
Apart from that he invested another 40 hours into Skyrim, which probably equates to a short quest or two following by some smithing and then trying to find a merchant how could afford the freshly-made shiny goods. He also tried to finish Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time ābut really couldn’t be arsedā which sounds like my own last attempt at the same thing.
Finally there was some time spent with a borrowed copy of Soul Calibur IV. āI had no idea what was going on but I fought about ten different characters then the credits rolled. Is that it? Did I finish the game? Confuzzlement.ā
Halfway through BioShock 2ās main storyline we find Aran whoās been revelling in the chaos that can ensue when stray shots from a Big Sister attempting to recover a recently liberated Little Sister get a Big Daddy all riled up. With the whirlwind of combat spiralling past a hacked security camera resulting in the summoning of security bots too Big Sisā didnāt stand a chance. Scenting blood Aran then descended on the wounded Big Daddy like one of the oceanās oldest, rough-skinned, pointy-toothed denizens.
As for myself I fired up Skyrim for the first time this year to make the most of the improvements brought by patch 1.05/2.04 (delete as appropriate for your region). I was enjoying the reduction in ārim-lag before three hard-reset-requiring, water-inspired crashes had me heading enraged towards the forums. Of course there was also the regular couple of hours of Gran Turismo 5.
My 3DS hasnāt seen much action lately but does get flipped open at least once a week so I can watch the latest episode of Shaun the Sheep as Iām a big Aardman fan. Itās a cunning strategy of Nintendoās to load transient weekly content to keep you returning to the console.
Sonyās recent attempt to copy that strategy on the PS Vita with its weekly firmware updates isnāt so welcome. Another new unwelcome āgameā Iām having to play with my PS Vita is memory card pruning. To download the patch and expansion for Escape Plan I had to cull some existing content.
Fortunately the three free AR games were still on there so theyāve now been deleted. Played once, now deleted never to be installed again. Iām still looking for my first compelling AR game or experience. Perhaps Microsoftās version of Googleās AR glasses could be it?
Or perhaps not. What have you been playing this week?