Is your name Roxanne? Do you have a red light? Do you sell your body to the night, wearing that dress, not caring if it’s wrong or right?
If so then you will be pleased to know the slutty scarlet red PlayStation 3 is about to arrive in U.K. for a smidgen under £240.
Quite why anyone who isn’t a Racey Lacey (she’s got dreamy eyes and Lolita lips, she’s got undulating grundulating grinding hips) would want one of these red monstrosities is beyond me.