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U.K. PlayStation 3 Gets Tarty Makeover

Undulating grundulating.

Is your name Roxanne? Do you have a red light? Do you sell your body to the night, wearing that dress, not caring if it’s wrong or right?

If so then you will be pleased to know the slutty scarlet red PlayStation 3 is about to arrive in U.K. for a smidgen under £240.

  

Quite why anyone who isn’t a Racey Lacey (she’s got dreamy eyes and Lolita lips, she’s got undulating grundulating grinding hips) would want one of these red monstrosities is beyond me.

Source: Play.com

Lyrics: Roxanne by Sting & The Police, Racey Lacey by Girls Aloud

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29 Comments
  1. Tuffcub
    On the naughty step.
    Since: Dec 2008

    You are all slags

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 10:54.
  2. Origami Killer
    Member
    Since: May 2010

    If it was green or blue I’d be sold.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 11:04.
  3. colmshan1990
    Member
    Since: Apr 2009

    I prefer this to the Black Slim.
    Not as nice as my shiny Black Fatty.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 11:21.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      Racialist!

      Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 11:28.
    • bunimomike
      Member
      Since: Jul 2009

      Thinnist!

      Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 12:41.
    • John Malcolm
      Member
      Since: Apr 2009

      How about a wide range of coloured PS3s? I’d like a nice bright yellow one, but how about an ocean blue one, for playing Bioshock, or dark green or brown, for CoD, or pastal shades for playing Flower.

      Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 13:08.
  4. cam the man
    Member
    Since: May 2009

    £40 more just for the colour!

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 11:53.
    • Sir_Jay
      Member
      Since: Dec 2009

      There is an additional controller in the box though :P

      Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 15:18.
  5. sparkyscrum
    Member
    Since: May 2011

    I want a lime green PS3.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 12:22.
  6. bigbaldwolf
    Member
    Since: Mar 2012

    No no no no. That colour is just wrong. It’s looks old and ugly.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 12:34.
  7. ii3illy
    Member
    Since: Oct 2008

    I’d throw my man fat all over that slut…

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 13:25.
  8. skibadee
    Member
    Since: Oct 2009

    think it looks great would get one.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 15:46.
  9. 3shirts
    Member
    Since: Aug 2008

    I don’t know why they aren’t doing a range of colours like they did with PS2.
    Maybe a one off white one then a range of blue, red, green and yellow.

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 16:08.
  10. Foxhound_Solid
    Is a smart cookie.
    Since: Dec 2009

    History tells us when Sony are about to drop a new console their current console gets colourful. E3 anyone?

    Comment posted on 16/04/2012 at 21:55.

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