Article written by Tuffcub.
Published on 16/04/2012 at 10:21 AM.
Is your name Roxanne? Do you have a red light? Do you sell your body to the night, wearing that dress, not caring if it’s wrong or right?
If so then you will be pleased to know the slutty scarlet red PlayStation 3 is about to arrive in U.K. for a smidgen under £240.
Quite why anyone who isn’t a Racey Lacey (she’s got dreamy eyes and Lolita lips, she’s got undulating grundulating grinding hips) would want one of these red monstrosities is beyond me.
Source: Play.com
Lyrics: Roxanne by Sting & The Police, Racey Lacey by Girls Aloud
You are all slags
If it was green or blue I’d be sold.
I prefer this to the Black Slim.
Not as nice as my shiny Black Fatty.
Racialist!
Thinnist!
How about a wide range of coloured PS3s? I’d like a nice bright yellow one, but how about an ocean blue one, for playing Bioshock, or dark green or brown, for CoD, or pastal shades for playing Flower.
£40 more just for the colour!
There is an additional controller in the box though :P
I want a lime green PS3.
No no no no. That colour is just wrong. It’s looks old and ugly.
I’d throw my man fat all over that slut…
think it looks great would get one.
I don’t know why they aren’t doing a range of colours like they did with PS2.
Maybe a one off white one then a range of blue, red, green and yellow.
History tells us when Sony are about to drop a new console their current console gets colourful. E3 anyone?