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Super Monkey Ball Vita Gets 'Adult' Map in Japan

Those poor, innocent monkeys...

Super Monkey Ball is a nice, harmless video game series playable by people of all ages, correct? If you thought it was then you were dead wrong it seems.

The new Super Monkey Ball for Vita, Banana Splitz, is actually likely to be one of the most sick and depraved titles you’re likely to play this year, at least in Japan anyway. The game is set to include certain *cough* assets of a young Japanese swimsuit model in an additional bonus stage.

How can I roll my monkey balls over this young woman’s cleavage, you may ask? Well, SEGA has tucked away download codes for the ‘maps’ plastered with Yukie Kawamura’s face and chest in a limited number of game boxes for a lucky few to enjoy – maybe it’ll make some 11 year old’s day?

It’s doubtful this little ‘extra’ will make its way to Europe, but if it does, cha-ching!

Source: Andriasang

18 Comments
  1. Taylor Made
    Member
    Since: Oct 2011

    that is one happy monkey getting some monkey business action

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 19:49.
  2. MICKY17
    Member
    Since: Dec 2008

    Gotta love the Japanese. Brilliant.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 19:54.
  3. TSBonyman
    Member
    Since: Dec 2009

    Terrible but brilliant at the same time.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 21:24.
  4. Crocadillian
    Member
    Since: Feb 2011

    -________-

    Just give me the original, these spinoffs and sequels just get more sucky, like another certain character SEGA owns.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 21:24.
    • Joe Dart
      Member
      Since: Sep 2011

      As far as I’m concerned Super Monkey Ball as a series finished after SMB2 and THEY NEVER MADE ANYMORE GAMES.

      Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 23:19.
  5. a inferior race
    I'm special
    Since: Jul 2009

    That looks like some cheap mod.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 21:38.
  6. ron_mcphatty
    Member
    Since: Sep 2008

    Hahaha, love it! But what about the female fans? Surely they need trouser-lump DLC to keep the sexism alarm from going off at the Daily Mail?

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 21:47.
    • Crocadillian
      Member
      Since: Feb 2011

      I think they’re probably pre-occupied with that other, crudely videogame related story…

      Comment posted on 20/04/2012 at 00:01.
      • ron_mcphatty
        Member
        Since: Sep 2008

        Fair point! A well times announcement by Sega then!

        Comment posted on 20/04/2012 at 12:22.
  7. Sympozium
    Member
    Since: Aug 2009

    They’ve dropped the ball by not getting H Tanaka in the game.

    Comment posted on 19/04/2012 at 22:26.
  8. KeRaSh
    Member
    Since: Nov 2009

    The question here is:
    How good is the physics engine?

    Comment posted on 20/04/2012 at 06:12.
  9. bigbaldwolf
    Member
    Since: Mar 2012

    Only in Japan. They always have to do something ‘different’. I’ve read about Dream Club Zero as well and that game seems weird and pointless.

    Comment posted on 20/04/2012 at 08:54.
  10. gaffers101
    Member
    Since: Oct 2008

    Oh dear!! Really not that interested anyway to be honest.

    Comment posted on 20/04/2012 at 08:55.

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