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News Snatch: Infinity Blade For Free, Boob Jiggling And Depression Quest

What cheese do they use on Findus Lasagne? Mascarpone!

Gearbox (or possibly someone else, hurr hurr) put a lovely little Easter Egg in Aliens: Colonial Marines, a small hat and cane which is a nod to the Alien parody in Spaceballs in which a newly born Alien does a little dance. Looks like they need not have bothered, as this buggy segment shows.


Patch Snatch: Assassin’s Creed 3 has been updated ahead of the next batch of DLC. Most of the fixes are for the multiplayer portion of the game.


The latest patch for Dead Or Alive 5 allows you to jiggle breasts using your controller.


We take a break from frippery and silly videos to bring you news of Depression Quest. The game is described as ‘interactive non-fiction about living with depression’ and hopes to raise understanding and awareness in those who are fortunate enough not to be troubled.

“You are given a series of everyday life events and have to attempt to manage your illness, relationships, job, and possible treatment. This game aims to show other sufferers of depression that they are not alone in their feelings, and to illustrate to people who may not understand the illness the depths of what it can do to people.”

You can play for free or make a donation to iFred, a charity that aims to fight back against depression and the stigma against it.

You won’t enjoy playing the text based game but you may end up being a more understanding person by the end. Click here to go to the website for the game.


Back to the silliness with news of the latest game to have zombies crowbarred into it for no apparent reason other than developers have no imagination. Rebellion have announced Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army. It’s Sniper Elite with zombies, in case you couldn’t guess.


Capcom have released a new video for Resident Evil: Revelations HD which the eagle eyed reader may have spotted I have not posted, if you want to see it then check out Trailer Park later today.

I was at Capcom HQ yesterday and spent some time with the game and normally I would write up a preview but my mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.

However, not writing about the game would do you, dear readers, a disservice, so I’m hiding my preview of Resident Evil: Revelations HD in News Snatch where, hopefully, Capcom won’t see it.

So here we go: Run. Run as fast as possible away from this game and never, ever, look back.


Infinity Blade for iOS is free for one week, grab a copy by clicking here.

Epic Games have recently paused production on the sequel, Infinity Blade: Dungeons whilst they “figure out the future of the project”.


Sony’s Music Unlimited Service has been updated with a raft of tunes from video games. “Listen to an archive of game soundtracks, from massive blockbusters to cult classics including Assassins Creed, Silent Hill, Prince of Persia, Final Fantasy and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, among others,” said someone in a suit.


Steam is now available on Linux, to celebrate at least three people looked up from coding their art nouveau indie game which is like, so anti-corporate, yah, and and grunted.


And Finally, yes, more Aliens: Colonial Marines, might as well give them a kicking whilst they are down. Videogamer have put together a video that compares the original ‘gameplay’ trailer for the game with the final product. Spot the difference.

25 Comments
  1. KeRaSh
    Member
    Since: Nov 2009

    Wow, the Videogamer comparison is a real eye opener. I’ve heard that the game is shite, but that is just mind boggling.

    Also, mmmhhh boobies… :P

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 11:41.
  2. Avenger
    Member
    Since: Oct 2012

    Its nothing new that graphics on a game can change over a period of development to capacitate for hardware, but bloody hell they have seriously just thrown away the demo and done something else. I absolutely can’t figure out what happened to the final product unless the game was console focused in which case: PORT!!!

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 11:53.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      It appears it wasnt a demo but a pre-rendered video made to look like a demo.

      Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:49.
      • Motalla
        Member
        Since: Dec 2011

        It is the real deal, I have been shaking my controller for so long since its release and today I got it to work.:-)

        Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 17:53.
  3. McProley
    Member
    Since: Aug 2011

    glad to hear about the new game musif being added to Music Unlimited. Im really impressed with the service for £12 a year

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 11:55.
  4. OnlineAssassin77
    Member
    Since: Jun 2012

    The boob jiggling guy obviously takes pride in his work :D

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:01.
    • OnlineAssassin77
      Member
      Since: Jun 2012

      I love the build up of the music before he gets to work on said jiggling. :D

      Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:03.
      • Motalla
        Member
        Since: Dec 2011

        (o)(o)

        Comment posted on 16/02/2013 at 09:55.
  5. Dom El
    Member
    Since: Mar 2012

    I would love to listen to the new game music on Music Unlimited – if it didn’t have an issue connecting to the server every time I try to connect on my Sony Xperia phone! At least I’m used to problems with Sony’s networking…

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:05.
  6. yiddo
    Member
    Since: Jun 2010

    Wow at Dead Or Alive 5. Absolutely….. wow.

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:13.
  7. Starman
    Member
    Since: Jul 2011

    Be funny if the 360 DoA5 patch uses kinect instead of the ds3.

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 12:52.
  8. gazzagb
    Master of speling mitakse
    Since: Feb 2009

    Wow, that Aliens: Colonial Marines, how did the Devs think they’d get away with it? It’s almost like comparing a PS3 game with a PS2 one, they look entirely different.

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 13:05.
  9. colmshan1990
    Member
    Since: Apr 2009

    Is Revelations HD really that bad?

    I played a bit of it on my sister’s 3DS XL and it seemed like a much better game than any Resi since 4.

    I was really impressed with it actually, despite how hard it is to aim with the 3DS. But surely that was fixed by the addition of the sticks?

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 13:12.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      Aiming is fine but that isnt the problem.

      Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 14:45.
  10. The Lone Steven
    Never heard of him.
    Since: May 2010

    Not a single smutty joke about DOA5′s breasts or Jill’s arse being shoved in your face in RE:R? :O I am disappointed Tuffcub. I’ve heard that RE:R is the best Resi game since number 4. But if it’s crap, i will be disappointed.

    I’ve seen that dancing Xeno video. Tis amusing.

    As for DOA5. Meh, it’s just porn for horny 13 year olds. Plus, MGS4 featured juggling tits but in a more subtle way.

    Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 13:33.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      Boob jiggling was a very last minute addition didnt have time to write anything.

      Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 14:46.
    • Sympozium
      Member
      Since: Aug 2009

      What?!?!? Doa is amazing.

      Comment posted on 15/02/2013 at 19:12.

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