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There's An Official PlayStation Onesie For Tiny People

Purveyors of PlayStation branded products, Numskull, have updated their range to include the ultimate in lazy clothing, an official PlayStation Onesie. It comes in classic original PlayStation grey colour with embroidered logos and also has deep pockets “to hold a gaming controller (or snacks).”

Sounds lovely, but there’s one small problem: It only comes in two sizes,  XS/S and M/L, and that’s utterly useless for people who are the correct, normal size for a human being, such as myself, Teflon, and Ex-TSA boss Peter, who are all 6’5″.

If you are a short-arse then you can pre-order the Onesie – yes, it’s so officially PlayStation it even comes with a pre-order – here.

Source: Numskull

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10 Comments
  1. MrYd
    Member
    Since: Mar 2011

    6’5″ is not, in any way, a normal size. That’s about 8 inches above average.

    Are they supposed to design these things allowing for an unexpected 8 inches?

    Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 12:51.
    • Tuffcub
      On the naughty step.
      Since: Dec 2008

      It is the correct size for a human, everyone else is just short. Tsk.

      Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 12:54.
      • MrYd
        Member
        Since: Mar 2011

        Is it the correct size though?

        Can you fit into an official PlayStation onesie?

        Can you enter a room without having to duck to avoid banging your head on the top of the door?

        Can people look you in the eyes when talking to you, or are they just staring at your nipples?

        The answers to those questions should help you come to terms with your freakish height.

        Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 13:04.
      • parryman
        Member
        Since: Apr 2012

        I would like to confirm that 6’5″ is the height of a normal human in adult form.

        Comment posted on 21/06/2018 at 06:15.
      • MrYd
        Member
        Since: Mar 2011

        There can’t be that many of you lot who are freakishly tall, can there?

        I’m starting to suspect some of you are actually 2 children wearing a long coat.

        Comment posted on 21/06/2018 at 10:12.
    • camdaz
      Member
      Since: May 2009

      I’m with MrYd, although I would say anything over 5′ 6″ is abnormal :)

      Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 13:05.
      • MrYd
        Member
        Since: Mar 2011

        Well, that depends. 5’6″ is a perfectly normal height.

        If you’re a lady.

        Or a small child.

        Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 13:13.
    • TSBonyman
      Member
      Since: Dec 2009

      Couldn’t one put one’s extra inches into the deep pockets? Or is that where one keeps one’s fidget spinner?
      :P

      Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 22:47.
  2. camdaz
    Member
    Since: May 2009

    I don’t think I’ll be spending £30 for one, if it was £5 I still wouldn’t buy one.
    I do like the DS controller zip pull though.

    Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 13:11.
  3. ron_mcphatty
    Member
    Since: Sep 2008

    Nice! Good to see they’ve got more of those coasters too, I love my little volume 1 set! The best bit of tat is that memory card bottle opener, want!

    Comment posted on 20/06/2018 at 13:12.