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But alas, the time had come to stop worrying about my cock, and start worrying once again about the epic fight I was facing: It was 106 miles to Chicago, I had a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it was dark and I was wearing sunglasses.  I was level 1 with zero mana and armour I couldn't use.

This seemed odd to me as Sackboys usually don't talk. Though determined as I was I knew I needed a partner. I blasted Sackboy away from my lap and started searching for a worthy partner.

However, just when I thought Sackboy was dead, his attire was suddenly changed to a zombie; his fluff returned and his body was stitched together again, he gave me a look horror and anger, I stood… and shat myself.

I couldn't honestly remember eating that much since my last bowel movement, and when the hell did I have sweetcorn?  I don't even like sweetcorn.  It's the last thing you'd expect to see in one of my epic mounds.

The Joker appeared out of nowhere and claimed he had finally beaten 'Bats' as the dark knight lay, burnt to a crisp, before Mr Freeze announced he now was in love with Batman, therefore had no choice but to use ice blast to cool the dark knight down and bring him back to life.

Rrright, it's about time somebody made the main thread for story tennis (i.e. ME) so, do we keep this story running in here? I vote yes, and we start a new one in the thread proper?

In the new thread are:

me

mynameisblair

Zuler

tobo_56

Boomshanks

iNsAnE_gAmInG

theshockwave

Manorhowze

GTOWN

SirGregThorn

ShovellyJoe

And the Story So Far:

One day, as I was walking down the street, I saw Kratos walking the other way. 

(Humming to Ain't No Rest For the Wicked)

He said "I never seen a man who looked all innocent and could use a bit of revenge. He then looked at me and this is what he said:

Zeus will pay.

Then there was a rumbling from the sky and a lightning bolt flew over my head. The woman walking behind me was struck in the face and fell dead to the floor.

And I was like: "Woah! Sweet! Where'd you learn to do that?".

However, whilst I was admiring the person who killed the woman, Batman threw a batarang that was coming straight at my face! I dodged the metal bat before quickly returning a hail fire of knives and forks. Which went in no clear direction as I was a terrible shot.

Clearly I needed a new approach so I looked around for something I could use to take out the Bat.

Thats when I realised…

That the flaming sword of Atheron's Wrath was being held by the statue over in the plaza, and I could get to it before Batman or Kratos could.

Grabbing the throbbing shaft I felt it's power and admired it's purple ended wonder.  As the white, hot lava oozed from the tip I knew that this was no ordinary blade…. this was and S&M blade.

I yanked the sword from the statue's gray hand and felt it's immense power in my palm.

Something dribbled out of my cock in fright. 

I was worried; my cock had never dribbled before, I figured I would take it to the vet's after the ensuing scuffle, maybe something was wrong with it's beak… it normally just squawks.  Perhaps if I hadn't spent the night before choking it things would be different.

But alas, the time had come to stop worrying about my cock, and start worrying once again about the epic fight I was facing: It was 106 miles to Chicago, I had a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it was dark and I was wearing sunglasses.  I was level 1 with zero mana and armour I couldn't use.

But I had to consider the positives… I was determined! I thought about the jouney ahead, but before I could truly ready myself, a small knitted fella jumped on my head; "Hello, I am Sackboy".  This seemed odd to me as Sackboys usually don't talk.

Though determined as I was I knew I needed a partner. I blasted Sackboy away from my lap and started searching for a worthy partner.

When all of a sudden, Sackboy changed his costume to look like Jack Sparrow.  And I didn't even have the DLC for that!  I got jealous, but not for long, as I witnessed one of the Blades of Chaos rip through his sacky skin, leaving his blood-stained fluff floating about.

However, just when I thought Sackboy was dead, his attire was suddenly changed to a zombie; his fluff returned and his body was stitched together again, he gave me a look horror and anger, I stood… and shat myself.

I turned bright red and turned around to see the steaming 20ft pile on the floor.  I couldn't honestly remember eating that much since my last bowel movement, and when the hell did I have sweetcorn?  I don't even like sweetcorn.  It's the last thing you'd expect to see in one of my epic mounds.

Realising that the contents of my anal gravy were the least of my worries, I quickly set fire to sackboy and threw his flaming zombie corpse at Batman.

The Joker appeared out of nowhere and claimed he had finally beaten 'Bats' as the Dark Knight lay, burnt to a crisp, before Mr Freeze announced he now was in love with Batman, therefore had no choice but to use ice blast to cool the dark knight down and bring him back to life.

Just then, I heard the victory fanfare from Final Fantasy play, and realised my phone had gone off.  I answered it and the person on the other end was screaming "Turn on your TV, there's some weird shit going on near the old statue in town.  I think that's Kratos and Batman fighting some dude."

I think I'll make the new thread, but there's no need to stop this one going, and I may have an idea to do with this, but I'll need to run it past the TSA staff, see what they think about it.

Anyone can post whenever, shock.  Probably better than doing it round-robin anyway.

I looked up into the sky, and saw the roving helicopter with the large camera.  I waved at it, and Jimmy on the other end said: "Oh, hey dude, it's you. DUDE, you're on TV!"

"I know, Jimmy.  Quick, how do you beat Kratos, Batman, Sackboy, The Joker and Mr. Freeze?  Without using a cheat code!"

"Umm, you go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a , start"

"Thanks man."