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What The Hell!

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7:44 pm
December 31, 2009


Timesh1993

From Tarn Lark

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posts 412

Why the hell am I in on new years eve!

I've been invited to three bloody parties and I'm not going to a single one of them :|

What the hell is wrong with me!

It could be the reason there is a fridge full of beer, but I'm stupidly missing out on the chance to get hammered with my friends and even possibly getting lucky with a random drunked lady friend!

Someone beat me round the head with a stick please!

8:17 pm
December 31, 2009


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

Level 5

posts 1970

Okay, let me get this straight. You denied three party invitations and let a fridge full of beer get in the way of your social interaction and possibly a little more?

I would happily beat you around the head with a stick right now, but I can't find a stick that's big enough.

hodgi

Oh, and this is my last post of 2010, so to everyone on TSA, Have a good night!

8:44 pm
December 31, 2009


teflon

Level 4

posts 881

Im so glad you said "drunked" and not "drugged"… Unless "drunked" is a contraction of "drugged" and "drunk & drugged"…

Enjoy the passing of yet another year (I personally prefer to abide by the old Roman calendar, which would be the 1st of March as the new year), no matter what you're doing. Just so long as you're not watching Jools Holland, you're fine by me.

9:20 am
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

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posts 1970

Post edited 9:21 am – January 1, 2010 by Dexter17


teflon said:

(I personally prefer to abide by the old Roman calendar, which would be the 1st of March as the new year)


Really? Any paticular reason why?

:D

9:35 am
January 1, 2010


moshi

Level 4

posts 182

Dexter17 said:

Okay, let me get this straight. You denied three party invitations and let a fridge full of beer get in the way of your social interaction and possibly a little more?

I would happily beat you around the head with a stick right now, but I can't find a stick that's big enough.

hodgi

Oh, and this is my last post of 2010, so to everyone on TSA, Have a good night.

Last post of 2010   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:45 am
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

Level 5

posts 1970

Moshi, you quoted me but didn't say anything.

10:49 am
January 1, 2010


Manorhowze

Me Want Cookie!

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posts 1430

Dexter17 said:

Moshi, you quoted me but didn't say anything.


He did say something. You said last post of 2010 when it should have been 2009. The last line of moshis post is about that.

11:11 am
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

Level 5

posts 1970

Manorhowze said:

Dexter17 said:

Moshi, you quoted me but didn't say anything.


He did say something. You said last post of 2010 when it should have been 2009. The last line of moshis post is about that.


Ha! Damn my ever dwindling attention span…

Sorry Moshi.

11:13 am
January 1, 2010


Timesh1993

From Tarn Lark

Level 4

posts 412

I has an update for you!

I turned up at a fourth party!

Crashed it, wrecked the house, ate the food, drank most of the beer and even had some of her illegal drugs!

It's fun turning up uninvited!

I might start doing it at lot more often :)

I was drunked!

Yes Teflon thats a cross between drunk and drugged tongue

11:39 am
January 1, 2010


teflon

Level 4

posts 881

Dexter17 said:

teflon said:

(I personally prefer to abide by the old Roman calendar, which would be the 1st of March as the new year)


Really? Any paticular reason why?


It just makes more sense, whichever way you look at things. If you consider the 1st of March to be the first day of Spring, then it's the new beginning to a year long cycle of life and death in nature. Even if you go by the Equinoxes and Solstices to determine your season's beginnings and ends (which I do), it makes about as much sense.

Anyway, we've kept all the Roman month names, where December, November, October, September are all quite clearly named after being the 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th month, still, so why do we go with, seemingly, a completely random month?

Then again, I think it'd be quite fun to scrap leap years and just add a quarter day at the end of each year, shifting all dates and times by a quarter of a day every time.. Or switching over to a 28 hour day/6 day week…. Or, since either one would seriously destroy the human races' debatable sanity, why not do both?

11:48 am
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

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@Timesh – Really?! Confused

@Teflon – That is actually a very good point. And I'm all for the human race losing it's sanity! Laugh

11:53 am
January 1, 2010


teflon

Level 4

posts 881

found it!

A little illustration of a 6 day week, replete with "your mum" jokes.:

http://xkcd.com/320/

11:59 am
January 1, 2010


Timesh1993

From Tarn Lark

Level 4

posts 412

Dexter17 said:

@Timesh – Really?! Confused


Yes really, we all do crazy shit :)

12:35 pm
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

Level 5

posts 1970

@Teflon – Ha! That genuinely made me laugh, although the "your mum" jokes were a bit lame…

@Timesh – I dread to think how you feel this morning.

1:07 pm
January 1, 2010


Timesh1993

From Tarn Lark

Level 4

posts 412

Dexter17 said:

@Timesh – I dread to think how you feel this morning.


I feel rather terrible!

But, I've felt even worse than this!

I really do not know what stuff I even touched :|

2:17 pm
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

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posts 1970

Post edited 2:17 pm – January 1, 2010 by Dexter17


Timesh1993 said:


I feel rather terrible!

But, I've felt even worse than this!

I really do not know what stuff I even touched :|


Crap. If I were you right now I would personally be bricking it.

So basically, for all you know, you could have taken a class A drug, humiliated yourself on the dancefloor by pulling off some terrible moves, and had sex with your best mate's girlfriend.

What a way to start the year.

3:05 pm
January 1, 2010


Timesh1993

From Tarn Lark

Level 4

posts 412

Dexter17 said:

Crap. If I were you right now I would personally be bricking it.

So basically, for all you know, you could have taken a class A drug, humiliated yourself on the dancefloor by pulling off some terrible moves, and had sex with your best mate's girlfriend.

What a way to start the year.


I could have taken a class A drug!

I always humiliate myself when i dance so it's nothing to worry about :)

And I couldn't have slept with his girlfriend!

He doesn't have one, although I could have porked his sister which would go down greatly but he wouldn't be bothered too much!

Well I've done other stuff with his sister, just not that, but we get on very well, it's scary some of the stuff me and him get up to! :|

I love my life! :)

4:01 pm
January 1, 2010


LiquescentShadow

A shadow of a man.

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I was at a mini gathering of family and friends for new years, but me and my brother-in-law were called on to break up a fight at another house which was caused through drinking beer and spirits like it was going out of fashion. Luckily we got there and sorted things before it got too serious; it was still bloody but we got them apart before an ambulance was needed (we could have been dealing with VERY serious injuries). So yeah, drink responsibly is all I would have to say about that.

Happy New Year.

7:29 pm
January 1, 2010


Dexter17

The Origami Killer.

Level 5

posts 1970

Post edited 7:29 pm – January 1, 2010 by Dexter17


LiquescentShadow said:

I was at a mini gathering of family and friends for new years, but me and my brother-in-law were called on to break up a fight at another house which was caused through drinking beer and spirits like it was going out of fashion. Luckily we got there and sorted things before it got too serious; it was still bloody but we got them apart before an ambulance was needed (we could have been dealing with VERY serious injuries). So yeah, drink responsibly is all I would have to say about that.

Happy New Year.


I really don't know why people are intent on getting out of their skulls on New Year's Eve. Yes, have a drink and enjoy yourself, but so many alcohol fuelled parties turn violent with people getting seriously hurt.

Not my preferred start to the year, I'll tell you that.