Bronze

Real Shot Hole in One
What an amazing hole in one! Congratulations on a great shot! No cash prize though since this is just a game, so everything's hunky-dory.

Superb Hole Outs
You were on fire the whole game! Winning requires patience and cool calculation, not to mention nerves of steel!

Jasmine got A Rank
Feels great!

TORO got A Rank
Makes one think, “Wow, really?”

Eagle    
One stroke below eagle is double-eagle–like on a coat of arms. I'm doing pretty darn good.

Silver

Consecutive Holes in One    
So this is what three consecutive holes in one is like. But no matter how many you make, it still feels the same.

You beat Jasmine!    
You sure are jazzin' it up, champ.

Pro Golfer S    
“S” is for “Star,” as in “Sirius,” as in “Seriously, you can't beat me.”

Super Golfer SS    
That's two stars, boy, just in case you needed a reminder of how “Sirius” a “Star” I am!

Gold

Master Golfer SSS
That's SSS: a “Sirius” Super Star!

It's a great little game, i think it cost the equivalent of three quid.

Sorry fella, are the little picture's not allowed then?