Dear TSA member peespee63 has hooked us up with the list for the just released PSN game Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond. This is a prequel to Eat Lead that came early last year, which many of you may remember for its terrible gameplay but hilarious parodies. While it is a bit on the steep side in terms of price, it looks quite similar to games like Contra. Feel free to give the trial a go if you may be interested. Anyways, laugh away below:
Your Life For Mine
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn’t need it.
Stick That In Your Archive
Complete the game in single player mode.
Half Way There
Complete half the game.
It’s Aboot Time
Complete “Oh. Canada” in 12 minutes.
Defeat the level 2 boss “Old Berney” without losing a life.
Complete “The Hate Boat” without using a continue.
Melee 10 Samurai in “Well FU too”
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
My buddy and me
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Reach 500,000 points.
Come On Down!
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Houston, We Have Perfection
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.