Video Games “Worse Than Porn”

I was ignoring this story as I felt it was beneath the high standards of TSA, but the BBC is covering it now it must be big news. The ‘Adult Entertainment Expo’ runs alongside the CES in Las Vegas purely by a coincidence of timing. This year, porn superstar Ron Jeremy has spoken out against games,

“Studies have found that violent video games are a much bigger negative influence on kids,” Mr Jeremy said, failing to produce any evidence of these studies probably because no such studies exist. According to the BBC, the super-schlonged star had ‘took time away from the Adult Entertainment Expo to speak out on behalf of his profession and promote some practical tools.’

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By ‘practical tools’ the BBC did not mean nipple clamps and dog collars, Jeremy was there promoting child safety on the internet. Phew. This is not the first time games and sauciness have collided as only recently Bayonetta has featured in Playboy and we discovered Dante’s Inferno will contain moaning minions in high heels and a GBDC.

By the way, if you’re a fan of “so bad it’s good” movies and GBDC, I highly recommended Ron Jeremy’s most recent non-porn blockbuster, One Eyed Monster. Aliens possess Ron’s penis, then the ‘penil predator’ kills Ron and spends the rest of the movie slithering about killing the rest of the cast. It’s even worse than it sounds.

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