Friday Fight #7

Last week saw the most popular fight of the lot but I’m pleased sorry to say that Dante couldn’t defeat the Ghost of Sparta. Kratos reigns for another week after gaining almost double the amount of votes that Dante received: 34 to 18.

So, with Dante Alighieri down, who’s stepping up to the plate this week?

It’s Kratos vs Dante…you know, the one from Devil May Cry.


Kratos’ Pros:

  • Angrier than wasp that’s been trapped in a jam jar and shaken furiously
  • Go-faster stripe for intimidation
  • Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
  • Magic powers, including lightning attacks
  • Penchant for ripping limbs off bodies and shoving them back down their owner’s throat

Dante’s Pros:

  • Proficient in the use of swords and guns
  • Fast and very agile
  • The original hacker & slasher
  • Years of experience
  • Would make a great spokesperson for hair care products

Kratos’ Cons:

  • Sluggish at times and a little slow
  • Limited attack range
  • Silly beard

Dante’s Cons:

  • Really could do with a hair cut
  • Stupid coat
  • Has as much personality as Viggo Mortensen