The infamous ‘Red Ring of Death’ will never happen on the new Xbox 360 Slim. Many an Xbox owner has experienced the three red lights that signal an Xbox’s demise but this is a thing of the past. Not because the new system can’t ‘die’ but because they have removed the red lights.
Technology is temperamental. We all know it and we’ve all experienced it in some annoyingly frustrating way. The Xbox 360 Slim may still encounter technical problems but it will just let you know about it in a different manner.
Speaking with IGN at E3, Corporate Vice President for Microsoft Game Studios – Phil Spencer – said:
Now obviously, the box has a way to communicate to you if something has happened…but yes, three red lights are not part of our sequence of telling somebody something is wrong. Obviously if you look at the success rate of the original 360s, we’re very proud of both the way the company stepped up to support the customers that we had as well as the success rate we have with the box today. I think we’ve learned a lot. That learning has gone into the development of this [new] box.
If anything, the ‘Red Ring of Death’ is a PR nightmare for Microsoft and has even been adapted to cover Sony’s malfunctioning hardware. This could be a clever move from Microsoft, although it won’t take people long to adopt a new phrase for however the 360 Slim informs you of an error.
afrogeez
SBoF (Slim Box of Fire)?
Bilbo_bobbins
How about “BOC” Box of crap?
waddo_89
HYTOEW – Hope you took out extended warranty!
Amphlett
Wait for 12 months until MS offer extended warranty for free, again.
squashme
LOL PMPL
mrfodder
SDG – Slim Disk Grinder
gurglesletch
I wonder what the new Death of your xbox will be.
Kovacs
I hope it’s audio based. You have to own Kinect to find out your Xbox has melted. You try to turn it on and you hear:
“Xbox – Dead. Sorry!”
theshockwave
That can’t happen, because then you can just say:
‘Xbox – Come back to life.’
And it has to obey.
;)
Kovacs
During the MS session at E3 apparently someone shouted out:
“XBOX! P0RN FOLDER!”
Classic.
Thechunkymunky
I hope it would sound like GlaDOS from Portal.
‘Your Xbox is dead. Here is some cake to make you feel better’.
Shakugan
The cake is a lie
iAvernus
How bout a cookie…I don’t like cake =(
Daywalker
Ah, but it wouldn’t be dead. It’d be Still Alive.
Boomshanks
@Daywalker Classic
waddo_89
The 360 will actually start up only then to display a notification reading “I’m dead.”
theshockwave
IDNoD
The ‘I’m Dead Notification of Death’?
Not quite as catchy. ;)
waddo_89
Oh I don’t know, has a certain ring to it maybe hehe. Could even unlock some Gamerscore for it. 5G – FML.
squashme
lol just because they got rid of the red lights dont mean it aint gonna break down the idiot i bet theyll be blue lights instead or some other color *sits and waits patiently for the first person to report it*
“the success rate of the original 360s,” didnt most of them have the RROD if so i hardly call that a success
ruinereraser
It will be Quiet Death now, in par with new quieter fan and noise cancelling headset.
Amphlett
SLOTH – Smoke Looms Out The Holes
SLEF – Serious Large Electrical Fire
Or the instantly catchy…
TFTJRAD – The Flipping Thing’s Just Ruined Another Disk!
Bilbo_bobbins
OFFSNA – Oh for fuck sake not again ?
theshockwave
WDIJBAP – Why Didn’t I Just Buy A PS3?
squashme
HTFFTY – Havent They Fucking Fixed This Yet
waddo_89
JCMA – Jasper chipset my arse.
Ok I’ll stop now…probably.
Marfje123
OHSNAPSHIT – Oh Hell, Shit Not Again… Price Still Hefty, Im TIMMEH!
Danza Di Fuoco
Hi timmeh
Charmed_Fanatic
OHWELLPS3TIME … no catchyness, just what you will be shouting the 10th time it breaks in a year ;)
Radiitz
I’m sure I heard MS say they had fixed the RROD each time they released a new chip for their 360….
squashme
yea I heard that aswell obviously that was a lie
i remember seein a video on youtube of someone opening an elite hed jus bought and as soon as he plugged it in it got RROD LOL
Marfje123
‘yea I heard that aswell obviously that was a lie’
Are you referring to the cake as well?
Danza Di Fuoco
Two lights?
Amphlett
It’s 100% fixed now as there are no red lights… ;-)
theshockwave
Wouldn’t it be funny if they STILL got RRoD, even though the lights aren’t there!
o_O
shields_t
That’s exactly what I thought, cynical as I am.
SpikeyMikey23
HRROD, Hidden red ring of death. its probably a manufacturing error, where they forgot to put the lights on. Perhaps is will come with a sticker, that will say ‘sooner or later, your fucked pal’
shields_t
Pink ring of death maybe?
P.R.O.D
Charmed_Fanatic
Green Outershell of Death or short
G.O.D
3shirts
It won’t flash and shut down now, it will just quietly melt and burn your carpet
squashme
hahahaa and set your house ablaze in the proccess