First Skynet goes live, then the PSN goes down and now – horror of horrors – Beyoncé has backed out of a video game deal! The bootylicious Ms. Knowles had apparently signed a deal with Gate Five LLC to star in a new game, “Starpower: Beyoncé” but after the contracts were signed she allegedly demanded a new deal and when that was not forthcoming, backed out of the deal completely.
According to the lawsuit, Gate Five LLC lost almost $7 million in investment, $100 million in potential revenue and seventy people have lost their jobs.
Anyone wishing to get their fix of booty shaking action – specifically, gold hot-pant clad booty action – can catch up with the Dance Central sponsored Kylie Minogue tour and have a chance to out-dance Kylie.
Don’t worry, normal ‘butch’ TSA service will be resumed shortly with a post about football or fatalities. Grr.