TSA DiRT 3 Tournament: Quarter Finals

We are into week three of our DiRT3 competition and this is where it gets serious, everyone who proceeds from the quarter finals to the semi finals wins themselves a DiRT3 mug. who managed win? Lets find out!

Race Reports

This week, we’re going to mix up the reports a little, and go with limericks. Don’t worry, they’re supposed to be utterly awful.

Maneorix was a man who raced,
FunkyMunky the fella he faced,
Maneorix won all three,
Securing himself a mug just for he,
And Funky went home in disgrace!

Manorhowze raced a Pokémon,
By the name of Sitorimon,
For a semi final slot in DiRT3
Manorhowze won on the track,
With a super effective attack,
So Sitorimon ended up in a tree!

Getting tired of this,
Let’s move on from limericks,
We’ll try some Haiku.

This week he raced against Kirk,
He won three nil too.

Very fast he is,
The driver that bested Rob,
His name CarBoyCam.

If you’re a poet,
And think you can do better,
Post in the comments.

The Semifinals

Everyone who made it through to the semis did so by winning all three of their quarterfinal races, so I am looking forward to some very close races! The semifinals are:

  • Maneorix vs. Manorhowze
  • Spooferbarnabas vs. CarBoyCam

Well done to these four for making it this far and winning yourselves a mug! The races can, as ever, be organised here and good luck to everyone.

Remember, everyone who entered the competition has the opportunity to win one of two extra mugs. We’ll be waiting until after the final to be drawing those two names, though, so don’t forget to turn up and read that post in a fortnight.

-This post was rhymed together by JamboGT feat. Teflon. 



  1. Haikus are rubbish,
    They never make any sense.
    Starfish potato.

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