It’s just occurred to me that a lollipop chainsaw is not a s dangerous as it sounds. Your average Chupa Chupa is a couple of centimetres wide so a lollipop chainsaw need not be more than four centimetres in length.
Sure, it would still hurt if someone stabbed you in the eye with it but it’s rather less threatening than a tree-chopping chainsaw. Thankfully the heroine of the game, Juliet, has sensibly opted for the ‘tree’ sized chainsaw as seen the video below which also debuts the ‘Goth Geek Bastard’ Swan.
Aged 18, Swan likes practising broody looks in the mirror and Pez sweets whilst his hobbies include murder and planning world domination.