I don’t know, I have a few days off from doing the news and everyone misses the biggest story of the year – domestic goddess and convicted criminal Martha Stewart is joining CastleVille!
“I love playing games,” lied Martha*, “But I love being in a game even more. Turning my personal domain into an imaginary and fanciful kingdom is not only fun for me and the players of CastleVille, but a clever way to share my particular style of living with an interactive and creative audience. I’m thrilled to have an opportunity to encourage my fans to take a little break in their day to play.”
Players will receive an invitation to Martha’s domain which will be designed to look like her own home.
In related news, iOS game ‘My Horse’ has reached 8 million downloads.
More ground breaking tippity top news as we get it!
* allegedly.
Sympozium
Who?
nemesisND1derboy
Hah! If that isn’t the most forced quote I’ve ever read. It’s like one of those really awful TV call-in ads with people that all look like they’re still in the 90s.
Kevatron400
What’s that about Moira Stewart?
doomsday619
Apparently she is reading the news from her own home in Castleville.