2K Games Releases A New iOS Game – Turd Birds

Okay, I’ll hold my hands up, I’m only reporting on this for the excuse to have a little puerile giggle about poo. It doesn’t take much to amuse me.

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2K Games has published a title to the App Store that I’d certainly never heard of before it appeared (and was instantly tapped on to download, obviously).

The little cute intro video has a small child committing an horrific case of animal cruelty by strapping some sort of nefarious mind control device to the head of an unsuspecting bird. It’s then easily controllable via the child’s iPhone – he can swish to steer it and tap to make it take a massive dump.

That’s basically how we controlled Kris around Los Angeles.

As you might expect, it’s a fairly simple affair whereby you have to swipe to move your avian chattel sideways along the path he’s flying down and time your tap on the screen to drop a fecal bomb on whoever is unfortunate enough to be below you.

It’s free, although as with almost everything on the App Store these days, it has those in-app purchases I usually try to completely ignore.

You can buy packs of gems, apparently. I’m not sure how that makes you dump more but it’s probably related to the in-game junk you collect to upgrade. There’s loads of other shit to spend earned currency on too, in case you want to upgrade your winged warrior.

You can get it, if you’re feeling particularly coprophillic, here.

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2 Comments

  1. Ah, this reminds me of a ‘traditional’ song . .to the tune of My Bonny..

    If i had the wings of a sparrow..
    If i had the arse of a cow..
    I’d fly over “insert place-name” tomorrow
    and crap on the feckers below.. :P

  2. well, everybody knows that Turd is the word!

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