Well hello there, your regular store update host, Teflon, is off today so it falls to me to write about all the exciting goodies that Sony want you to buy from their massively overpriced online marketplace, the first of which is is quite literally, a load of arse.
For just 99 pence you can own a badly drawn lady bum, furnished with bikini bottoms made out of a flag. I presume this is something to do with the World Cup, but might be some sort of flag/arse fetish I don’t know about.
Watch Dogs was released on Monday for £59.99 on PS4 or £54.99 on PS3, or £44 for PS4 from Amazon if you don’t mind the inconvenience of waiting a day and having it on – urgh – a disc! PS4 gamers can also pick up Puddle for £5.99 and Worms Battlegrounds for £19.99 when it hits this store on Friday.
PlayStation 3 owners get a new free-to-play title today in the shape of Ace Combat Infinity which takes place in a near-future alternate universe Earth, where 20% of the surface has been destroyed by asteroids. Raiden IV: Overkill and Resident Evil Code Veronica X will also be available if you fancy some retro gaming.
PS Vita gamers can pick up Lemmings Touch, the first Lemmings game that has been designed specifically for PS Vita, for €9.99/£7.99.
Treasures of Montezuma: Arena is free to play but has in-app purchases but the big game of the week is Borderlands 2 which is out this Friday for a the very tempting price of £19.99/€24.99/AU$32.95. It’s a bumper week for Vita owners as MIND≒0 is also new if you have £23.99 laying about.
More prices/links/details as they filter through.