State Of Decay Had A Huge Amount Of Hidden Penis

Following on from yesterday’s boob-a-licious Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson we have news of an awful lot of male genitalia, but unlike Deep Crimson’s in your face (quite literally due to the 3D) boobs, these willies were hidden.

It has been revealed that a contractor hired to help create graphics for State of Decay on Xbox 360 concealed “a ridiculous amount” of meat and two veg in the graphics. Due to the game’s lower resolution and lower-quality textures on Xbox 360 the CDC’s were not visible and only sprung in to view when the developers ramped up the quality for the remastered Xbox One edition.

“Undead Labs was not aware of the textures in question until they began the process of exporting textures for State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition, and they are not visible in the original edition of State of Decay,” said a Microsoft representative.

“Undead Labs is no longer working with the contractor in question, and this material will not be present in State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition.”

Whilst the schlongs may be hidden on the Xbox 360 version, a high resolution PC version was also released at the same time, you have to wonder why the trouser snakes were not spotted in that game.

Source: XBLAFans / Videogamer


  1. Someone in QA cocked up.

    I’ll grab my coat and stop being a dick for making puns.

    Anyway, i think someone just got bored and tried to test their luck. To actually draw a lot of cocks in your commisoned product is very cocky and stupid. I can see the graphic artist that did it getting sacked or blacklisted. Then again, he may get headhunted by the guys that did Dead or Alive. Or the Saints Rows developers.

  2. what a load of balls! ;)

  3. So all that contractors work was in vein.

  4. This is one of those articles you know is by Tuffcub just by seeing the title.

    • I wrote about boobs the day before, I felt balance was needed.

      • Cocks, balls, boobs & bums. Its like its your specialty!

  5. It’s actually a bit impressive that the contractor managed to pull this off without being noticed until now.

  6. Speaking of dicks, when they’re undead, they need to be healthy. A good penis health creme (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) helps a lot. (Personal experience)

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