What size todger would you like in Cyberpunk 2077? Perhaps teamed with some peachy buttocks?

Cyberpunk 2077 is going to let you select the size of your wang, or if you a inclined, the buxomness of your boobs. This incredibly important news comes to us via the ESRB who what rated the game and explained “customization can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.”

The rating also tells us that your going to be have sexy time in the game.

Players can encounter events where they have the option to engage in sexual activities with other main characters or prostitutes—these brief sex scenes (from a first-person perspective) depict partially nude characters moaning suggestively while moving through various positions. Some scenes contain brief depictions of thrusting motions; other scenes depict a character’s head moving towards a partner’s crotch.

There are also drug references, alcohol and drink-driving, very naughty swear words that would make your grandma blush, and lots of violence. “During one quest, players assist a character by hammering nails through his hands and feet,” – mmm, lovely.

CD Projekt RED is going to be hosting a Cyberpunk 2077 event in the form of something called the Night City Wire on June 11th. Night City is the setting of Cyberpunk 2077 and wire likely relates to some kind of news style broadcast. Details are thin on the ground at the moment with the tweet from the official Cyberpunk 2077 Twitter account not giving anything away except for a logo of Night City Wire and a caption that reads “Get Ready!”.

What the showcase will go through is not known at this time. Previous looks at Cyberpunk 2077 have given insight into Solo Strong and Netrunner character builds, and the reveal of Keanu Reeves playing the significant character Johnny Silverhand along with a cinematic trailer. There has also been talk of a multiplayer element to Cyberpunk 2077 but that is not likely to be released before 2022, so it is unlikely CD Projekt RED will be looking to announce anything regarding that. Then again, that could be dropped as a surprise announcement to really drum up some more hype for what is already a highly anticipated title.

Source: ESRB

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.

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  1. These knob and knocker based stories can’t come frequently enough! I will ensure that my character is turned up to 11 in every aspect, it will be horrific.

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