Time for a little poetry.
Will Internet slip up lead to writer’s purgatory?
EA’s blood ‘n’ boobs romp to return.
Jaded about gaming? It’s not all mediocre.
Still on the fence after playing the demo?
Looks like more than just St. Lucia
Can a game do some words justice?
TSA goes to Hell, please join us.
Hell is nigh! And includes free stuff.
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone … BEATRICE!
New mode looks to extend the game somewhat.
Go to Bad Place with no chance of supper.
Plus hint at Dante’s Inferno DLC and Dead Space 2
But for a price.
Malebolge translates as “evil pouches.” There’s a joke here. Somewhere.
‘Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark’