Like your arcade racers with a heavy dose of sexual innuendo? Then Cargasm, the new project from Bedford-based Candella Software and Sega Wonderworks, could be for you.
The game will herald “a return of the classic arcade racer”, says Candella, and includes a “host of supercars” to drive around “meticulously recreated photorealistic real-world locations such as San Francisco, London, Yosemite National Park, Egypt, Switzerland and Mount Kilmanjaro.” Apparently, “the central London levels in Cargasm are the most photorealistic in the history of videogames” (sorry, GT5).
During the game, players will be encouraged by “Cargasm Girls”, which can be collected for their own “Cargasm Harem”. I kid you not. As you win races, you gain “Ecstasy points” that can be used towards new cars, and your scores are uploaded to online leaderboards. Just in case you hadn’t noticed the slant with this game, the press release makes a point to mention some of the trophies included with the game, including “Cargasm Rave, Thrust, Lesbos, Orgy, Gigolo, Lothario, Playboy” and “Cargasm Sultan”. Oh my.
The game is in development for PC, 360, PS3, PSP, Wii and iPhone with no mention of a release date.
Source: Press Release





Charmed_Fanatic
OOOOOH YEAH!
Rob92
Photorealistic? Really?
Could be fun I guess. We’ll see. Im calling crap though!
rht992
this is cringe worthy
Addam
“the central London levels in Cargasm are the most photorealistic in the history of videogames”
Really? Really?!
alcides
Top Gear would say : “Now, that’s just pornography!”
Cadabena
There’s a big difference between photo-realism and simply using high-res photos. Seems these devs have plumped for the latter, missing out any lighting, clouds, or general atmosphere.
Also, does anyone else notice that things seem horribly out of scale in that first photo?
bunimomike
I was thinking the same thing. It makes GT5 look positively full of character and downright grimy!
MXZ
This looks nice but its nothing compared to GT5
also how are they going to sell this for wii?, its not exactly a sensible title
T-82
Argh! Just looks like another Burnout/NFS, when are they gonna try another Auto Modellista http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmxRWH2xXw8
gazzagb
“the central London levels in Cargasm are the most photorealistic in the history of videogames” Erm, The London Eye looks crap, and Picadilly Circus looks nothing like that.