See A Man Covered In Balls Talk About Sucking Salty Bits Thanks to Kingdom Come: Deliverence

I’m can’t decide if this behind the scenes trailer for Kingdom Come: Deliverance – The Amorous Adventures Of Bold Sir Hans Capon is one of the best, or worst, things I’ve ever seen. It’s certainly one of the most memorable. After all, who could forget the sight of a man wearing black spandex, covered in ping pong balls, utter the immortal phrase, ”Whip out your worthy, silky breasts. Who shall suck my salty bits?”

It’s something now burned into my memory for all time. Here’s the trailer:

I’m not sure if that’s really the right way to go about Hans Capon’s ultimate goal in the DLC, as he tries to gain the heart of Kaolina through a series of tricky trials. He has to recover a lost family jewel, a magic love potion and the most romantic poem. It’s certainly a jollier caper than you’ll find in the rest of the game!

If you’re all about grit and gruelling combat, then you can test you skills against the Rattay Combat Tournament to win money and some unique armour parts.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance DLC The Amorous Adventures of Bold Sir Hans Capon is out now for PC, Xbox One and PS4.

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