Romance Colonel Sanders in this new dating game from KFC. We’re not joking, this is real.

Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Are you turned on by spicy deep fried foul and a weirdly de-aged 70 year old man who now looks about eighteen but still has white hair? Can you takes lessons from a corgi in a chefs hat and beat off the weirdly camp rivals?

Also: Ghosts, a deep fat fryer in a suit, chopped iceberg lettuce, and a monster made out a chicken nugget and sporks.

The game has been developed by Psyop and published by KFC.

Let us just take that in for a moment, KFC, purveyors of fried chicken, are now a video game publisher.

Here’s the lowdown from Steam

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.

Do you have what it takes to survive culinary school? Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created—a game that KFC actually made.

– 9 lovable characters
– Multiple hours of play-through
– Dateable Colonel Sanders
– A secret ending! Shh!
– Secret recipes! Double Shh!
– Cooking battles
– Battle battles
– Earn a degree from a fictional culinary school
– 11 Herbs and Spices
– Cute miniature food
– Officially created by KFC. No, really

Source: Steam

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.